Swt _Symo

Life is too short

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️👋🏿 Yan Diomande takes first pic in Real Madrid (training) kit after his medical.

[Bantu🤵🏾 @encoremk_]

Le mec avec qui j’étais très à l’aise aujourd’hui au taf etait enft le patron de mon patron

[S. 🇦🇷 @Santiagasario]

La mujer que aparece en tu vida justo cuando decidiste dedicarte a vos mismo

[Zen ✰ @Star67Mzo]

mid twenties and i still haven’t cheated on anyone

[Acholi godddd @Acholi_godddd]

But where does Crazy Kennar get these skit ideas from🤣🤣🙌

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

😍 @ViniJr, hasta 2032.

[εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Thanos won 14 million times but they filmed his only loss….hater energy 😤

[Aven @Aven8u]

What men call “foreplay” vs what women actually want as foreplay

Man’s version:
• Kissing hard and deep
• Hands under her clothes immediately
• Pushing her toward the bedroom
• Touching her everywhere to “get her ready”

Woman’s version:

[oli @highkeyoli]

professional minecraft player here:
i genuinely think this stream may never end like im being so serious

[ٍ @manic_posting]

my boss ordered my lunch with no tomato because he knows i don’t like them

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Fabrizio did not Mention Arsenal’s name once in this entire saga😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🇨🇮 ⚡

[KapG @TheKapG]

My buddies wife is mad he’s smoking weed again. He clears like 175k a year while she sits at home doing nothing lmao.

🥴🥴

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

This is actually probably the first time in human history this has ever happened.

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I wanna be appreciated but ion feel like dating a white girl

[n @moneyspread]

just spawned the greatest graphic ever