Will "Sweaty Spaghetti" Z

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He's at peace

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@keelyclove I'd strongly advise against it

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Much to think about

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Listening to the What Is To Be Done audiobook and getting whiplash so bad at this line I had to make sure I was listening to the right version

RIP Lenin you would have loved twitter

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Drunk girl intervened in my night to dispense this wisdom: if you're at the hot dog stand it's time to go home

A modern Oracle at Delphi

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Frankly the silent disco has taught me that your average American is way more tolerant to noise influence than you could ever believe.

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@PinstripeBungle I thought people were talking about the encryption algorithm

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@GreenBaseUSM @progupdates Also just to point out, they're also the only ones to have lost to him, and they did it twice. That's a 2:1 ratio

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@GreenBaseUSM @progupdates If you're saying she lost strictly because the DemSocs wouldn't support her wouldn't you want someone they would support on the next time around? If they're the margin between winning and losing maybe we should try appealing to them.

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@GreenBaseUSM @progupdates I've just googled who the president is right now, and it's looking like they didn't do a particularly good job of getting that guy out of power.

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@LiftQueenCos I think the single most distopian thing to come out of all of this is that meta ad where the Dad asks the AI something along the lines of "what will make my kids happy" and the AI says "they like it when you make faces in the pancakes". Literally as bleak as it gets.

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Loudly explaining the history of No Wave to anyone who will listen to me at the local Reggae night

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@fattsamurai The most important part of life is staying noided, all else is secondary

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Also going to do one of these tweets about the kinds of people who would gloat about a beloved pet escaping

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Shadow escaped while I was at work and I had to run out to pick him up at a shelter. Turns out he figured out how to open our back door and then was able to break through the fence to escape. Luckily he's totally fine and I've managed to dog proof the back door sufficiently now.

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Watch this space

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What is this? Spotted in Seattle 😳

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monkey is the head that wears the crown

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Late 4th of July hike post

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@thepostsoffice Bet Mamdani has read Anti-Oedipus

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@thepostsoffice I have openclaw running 24/7 just arguing in all my slack dm's as a way to keep the heat off of me, this will just be the next evolution.