Sammie Wurm

..I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Sammie Wurm @Swurm90]

The @SHAQ documentary (watch it) reminded me I have a Twitter sooooo lesseeee if I remember to keep up w. it again.

[Sammie Wurm @Swurm90]

@beefqwake Accurate

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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oh shit haayyy twitter

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Thank you EARTHGANG for spending 13 hours of helping me deal with #LAtraffic @Spotify. #spotifywrapped

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Waking up after that Lions loss like

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@kaylon411 @djfallup Let's play whiskey again sometime. I'm still pretty good at it.

[John Breech @johnbreech]

If the Browns are going to tweet out amazing victory videos like this, then I'm probably going to have to secretly root for them to win every week for the rest of the season #Browns #Jets #MNF https://t.co/ZHxKCnr3xq

[Sammie Wurm @Swurm90]

@pastula ooof

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@realDonaldTrump are you also gonna fund a wall around all of i-75 to stop drug and human trafficking as well or what dude? walls around everything? #Smh

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Can someone remake this song as a hard rock version? I see some potential. #Spotify #Throwbacks #MedicatedThoughts #HeyTwitter
https://t.co/uqOfmCZuE5

[Sammie Wurm @Swurm90]

@FTownRobbie @johnkrasinski Watch your fucking language Robbie

[Robert Olsen @FTownRobbie]

Short people problems #lookatthatcuff

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#tallpeopleprobs

[Robert Olsen @FTownRobbie]

This pepper shaker is not filled #pepperproblems #wheresmypep

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@MariahLenander Love you!

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I don't eat fast food very often, but when I do I am pretty depressed to not be able to ask for Verde sauce. #BringItBack @tacobell 💔🌮

[Sammie Wurm @Swurm90]

To the girl that made sure the stall was clean before i went in, in the club, you have restored my faith a little.

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@Culvercity311 whats going on at culver/inglewood?

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@J_Brash16 sending you all the love Josh.