I would jump into an industrial paper shredder so that there’s some sort of a chance that my body is recycled in to toilet paper that she could potentially use
Look, we are all gay. Whether we like it or not; every man wants to lick another mans penis. It’s just that simple. We all want the tip of a cock wrapped inside our lips, as the pre cum slowly grazes our taste buds. I speak for every man when I say this.
1. Jose Mourinho 🐐🇵🇹 - Undisputably the goat manager. Dubbed the Special One, Mourinho has enjoyed 21 years at the top of European football and has won a staggering 26 major trophies, including two Champions League titles and three Premier Leagues.
2. Pep Guardiola 🇪🇦 - recent treble winner with Manchester City and Barcelona, a feat no other manager has achieved ever, very good GIF/meme usage too.