Joel Ortiz

[DESUS & MERO on VICELAND @DesusandMeroVL]

Teacher to students: You a fan of slavery? Name three of its albums.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

The brand is strong! https://t.co/legp95HPJ2

[Arrow @CW_Arrow]

Ready to suit up? The CW’s super season returns starting with #Supergirl, Monday January 15. #Arrow https://t.co/b1ZHfhjKSp

[. @8luesapphire]

no way https://t.co/jpkNpF2YfS

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

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[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Well damn if you can’t go to flavortown where the hell can you go? https://t.co/jkpmk3a7ft

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

@donwill also were we the #1 sperm predicted to reach the egg first in the scouting report or did we pull some cinderella story unbelievable photo finish that the sperm community still talks about to this day?

[Will @subtweetg0d]

When you ask “who’s pussy is this?” And she just keep moaning to avoid the question https://t.co/ndYnQZXTbI

[🪴 @goalietandem]

merry christmas to this post only

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Merry Christmas to the world’s 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Atheists Hindus Buddhists Animists & Jews, Happy Monday.

[King Leo @NYWiseass]

Fellas, scared your girl gonna go through your phone while you asleep?

Put your phone in here.

[bell⋆ �� @spiderlingdaya]

CHRIS EVANS HAS BEEN AN ACTIVIST FOR BLM, HATES TRUMP, FIGHTS FOR WOMANS RIGHTS AND HATES BULLIES. DO NOT COME FOR THIS MAN FOR HAVING SYMPATHY. HE DID NOT KNOW THAT CHILD WAS A RESULT OF A RACIST FAMILY AND THAT’S THAT. HE IS CAPTAIN AMERICA ON AND OFF SCREEN, DO NOT ATTACK HIM.

[Genius @Genius]

never been shit, never had shit, never knew shit, never out, never do shit, damn

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

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[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

.@chancetherapper gave every kid who attended his #OpenMike tonight a pair of Jordan 11s. You can't tell me he's not the 🐐.

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