Sy Kane

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

That awkward moment when you realise a pair of tits have more points than Sunderland

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

@PtaEinstein a very long and successful career he's a top lad

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Its fridayyyyy!!!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Who is this geezer on educating Essex stealing peoples coats??

[Celebrity Juice @CelebJuice]

We'd like to slap more than fish in her face...

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

@forgetforevers follow??

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Its that time again #CelebJuice

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

I have a new home page here http://t.co/tQ5pWaqeQZ - check me out!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

#colorado_free_alturki

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

How did Mr Burton trend?!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

@ChelsBabyy1202 yer the good old days are always the best!how you gettin on in England anyway?

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

@ChelsBabyy1202 yep spot on ahh the good old days!go on Tilly!!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Has Torres ever scored two goals for Chelsea in one game?!He loves Europe!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

I got bloody Andy Gray next to me giving me minute updates on all the games, shut the fuck up and watch the game you annoying sod!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Ramsey back to his best then

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Andy Townsend is such a clown haha

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Get in Torres you Turnip #CFC

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

Ian Wright needs a couple more tubs of polish on that egg of his!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

4-1 Chelsea to beat Schalke and 2-0 Arsenal to beat Dortmund, you heard it here first!

[Sy Kane @Sy_kane]

I wish there was a mute Adrian Chiles button #BoreOff