Syan

China perspective;
Weird facts, Stupid words, Shit words,

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@PopBase which day is National Loser Day??

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@elonmusk Mars: I am abandoned

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2035:
Husband: “Smart door lock, is my wife the only one who’s been home today?”

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If the minority must always follow the majority, why not just make the 49% serve the 51%?

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@SciencNews I’ve experienced two high-speed trains passing each other head-on at a combined 500 km/h.

For that split second, it felt like the whole world just exploded.

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Having two balls makes you “good.”
Cut one off, and you become “god.”

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@BackpirchCrew temperature is up
typhoon get more

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A mountain is just a wave moving incredibly slowly through geological time.

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Well,I wont move

[Elma @oelma__]

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

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@oelma__ well, I wont move

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@greg16676935420 you wasted 30minutes of your life

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My grandma has Alzheimer’s. I asked her if it’s hereditary.

She said, “You asked me that yesterday.”

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@RickyTheGuido finally you know this

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@adamemedia1 so what ?

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@elonmusk @aaronburnett Is Starlink good enough for such large amount of equipment?

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@Polymarket Starlink is not enough fot large amount of equipment

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white woman would date a black guy just to prove she is not a racist.

All she did is to prove she is kind and tolerant so that she would feel moral self-satisfaction

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A(2) :So it wasn’t the alcohol or the past that killed him.

It was the future.

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Q: Jackson drank himself to death under much pressure. So what killed him—the alcohol or the past?

A（1）: He was drinking while talking to the present about the past and future. He came from the past and didn’t die. He was drinking in the present and still didn’t die.

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Trump admitted：his pandemic policies were wrong, his actions against Venezuela were wrong, and his decision to go to war with Iran was completely wrong. He always says “no one knows more than me,” now he knows that everyone else might know better.

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