Strangers,
Flightlist mint is live on @opensea right now! This phase is overallocated and will last for 1 hour
We’ll see you onboard ✈️
https://t.co/ADqQxzCygl
UPDATE ALERT-ALL PERSONS SOUTH OF 101 FREEWAY BETWEEN WESTLAKE BLVD ON THE WEST, MULHOLLAND HIGHWAY ON THE SOUTH AND LAS VIRGENES ON THE EAST. LEAVE NOW.
High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes
Congratulations to @AirCanada for living up to its reputation. Currently on hour 4 of them trying to “locate a plane” for my flight as I miss my cousins graduation ✌🏻lol to never flying with them again
At LAX and a massive sign falls on two people (it was paper they’re totally fine) but they both kinda just stared at it and then shuffled into new seats. I have lost faith in humanity.