Sydney Graham

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal

[aidan @AIDAN]

you’re pro life for a clump of cells but not a black man...... make it make sense

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

WATERMELON SUGAR. OUT NOW.

https://t.co/RgRCz81yan

[Sami Abdul Aziz @FarmerAziz]

This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.

[een @eennhu]

me to my friends: grades don’t define u !!! college is a scam and these exams are not a true measurement of ur intellect !! don’t worry

me to me: stupid fucking bitch if u get anything below an 80 ur a failure u might as well drop out or die

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

stay hydrated

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

are you kidding me

[Sydney Graham @Sydney_Graham9]

@millslindsey You’re dramatic

[dru @prunester]

fresh cut

[LilKK @kkevindorsey]

And today is when we realize how short life actually is :/

[RC @citizenofhell_]

If you don’t like cats then fuck you

[Raegan @raewalther]

My car chapstick is not doing well

[Maddie Diton @maddie_diton]

This is Mr. Thomas, a teacher at PCEP. He has cerebral palsy and adult onset stills disease, he has had a dream to meet Tom Brady so let’s make it happen! Retweet this until we get Tom Brady to come visit him. @TomBrady @NewEnglandPatr

[Jaz @itsjazmarie]

never in a million years did I think we’d be watching the Jonas Brothers perform Burnin Up.. especially in the year 2019. My heart