sydney shafer, MPH🌵

one time i pulled an all nighter for an omelet

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

can i see a pic of the person ur in love with

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[Dj ᥫ᭡ @jareeRExo]

I’ve realized the people who changed my life rarely told me what to do. They just lived in a way that inspired something new in me.

[𝓓𝓲𝓭𝓲🎀🫧🍒 @dsceptre82]

Maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with! It's about who's willing to stay committed, to understand you and actually wants to grow with you.

[. @D_CH0SEN1]

Let that person be you

[smokey mcbongwater @themaggieshow_]

For those who don’t think that pregnancy/birth is body horror allow me to remind you that the chainsaw was quite literally invented to be used during childbirth. That is all.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[blanc @dqveed]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is the first time Trump has ever asked for consent

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

turns out, reading a lot, exercising, loving people without expecting anything back, protecting your alone time, focusing only on improving yourself, and sometimes staying out late with friends who make you laugh until it hurts is a pretty good way to live.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

And his name in the movie was Travis 😭

[꩜ @faeslily]

this a great advice

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

So, a lot of you are miserable because you won’t make a basic effort to be socially presentable. You think it’s beneath you to engage in small talk or show interest in the lives of others. Your refusal to be kind and attentive is a moral failing, and it will keep you lonely.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I have no interest in being around people who assign malicious intent to every mistake. If grace is reserved for no one, not even the people in your life, I can only imagine how harshly you judge strangers

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Women are "unhappy" because we're oppressed, men are unhappy because women said we don't want to be oppressed. But sure, we're both "unhappy."