Rants&Roasts

Not left, right, centre, up or down. Only an acerbic human. Someone has to say it, might as well be me. Extreme radicals attempting to follow will be blocked.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

‘Sir, sir, the country is burning!! What should we do??’

‘Make sure nobody tweets about it.’

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

@ieaglewatch The plan is delusionary, the belief - a disease.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

While the country struggles through its darkest hour, it has entered the golden era according to sanghis.

It can't be delusion. They suffer from a disease. Believing that total destruction of democracy is thing to happen cannot be explained otherwise.

It's a disease that has no cure.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

@ashesshallspeak Aur karega bhi kya!

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World Summit

"Congress family Congress family Congress family Congress family Congress family Congress family Congress family Congress family."

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@PunsterX Smaller correction: BjPTV

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@philip_jij25381 @firozadaruwala FO chomu

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

Is there any difference between SRK and Akshay Kumar?

The former has created this false aura of holier than thou, deeply respecting and a humble being. In reality, he is as greedy and spineless as Kumar.

Both share zero morality.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

> People posted Adani’s documentary

> Mumbai Police started sending notices to take it down

> Then Raj Thackeray posted it from his handle

> It now has over 33 Lakh views and Mumbai Police can’t even dare send a NOTICE to him.

Someone from Mumbai Police ensured Adani’s Documentary is watched by the entire country.

[SANJAY HEGDE @sanjayuvacha]

Pity that the present CEC has presided over a vote scam of such epic proportions, that has lead to his predecessors calling him out. Quite unlike the IFS fraternity that has maintained a studied silence about Hardeep Puri's Epstein denials being called out by a foreign power, just as its viceroy turned up to directly deal with a West Indian company.

[shoaib daniyal @ShoaibDaniyal]

Chinese troops have come in "6-7 kms" and set up tents according to govt sources quoted in Hindu.

[Remarkable that such a situation can exist for months and far from any action to evict PLA, Indians aren't even told. Xi was even hosted in the meanwhile!]
https://t.co/kumdpPBSoV

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

That's how they became so wealthy.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Believe me, it's 2026 in India, not 1826. 🤦‍♂️

[Lt Gen H S Panag(R) @rwac48]

“In August, Sarsanghchalak Mohan Bhagwat visited America as part of a three-nation tour in the RSS’s centenary year. He spoke of India’s “destiny”, “duty” and “diversity”. His articulation and nuancing of the RSS worldview abroad was also part of a longer formal and informal process of engaging global audiences. In October, delivering his annual Dussehra speech from Nagpur, however, Bhagwat spoke darkly of a “western storm” and sinister “global conspiracy” that seeks to destabilise regimes, suggesting that India is its target, alongside France and Albania, Bangladesh and Nepal. The dissonance between the spirit of outreach in New York and the loose spectre-mongering in Nagpur is striking.”

https://t.co/Phgbq1APuN

[Thomas shelby 🇮🇳 @Thomas__2029]

Then who is the reason for this?

Manipur, India 💔

[Ramesh RADHAKRISHNAN @warrierramesh]

Demolition is the key.
Schools
Colleges
Mosques
Temples
Churches
Historic Sites

Sounds like ISIS?

Well, no!

They are Building
BJP Offices
RSS Shakhas

[Keshav Sharma @Keshav_verse]

Multiverse of madness:

• Ravi Kishan thinks he is the national crush
• Modi thinks he is Vishwaguru
• Amit Shah thinks he is Chanakya
• Yogi thinks he is the King of North
• Kangana thinks she is intelligent
• Anand Ranganathan thinks he is a scientist
• Arnab thinks he is a journalist

Joke of a century 😂

[Suby #ReleaseSanjivBhatt #Palestine #VoteChori @Subytweets]

None of this is news! Rahul Gandhi taking a break is the only news!

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

While Amit Shah was celebrating his birthday and all the jokers were singing his praises. This is what his real job and he is an abysmal failure, clearly unfit for the job.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

@abbas_sophia The spine?

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

Is anyone accountable? Can't the CJI and the SC see this or are they pretending to be blind?

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

@vasundhar Wishing gives immunity? He was a sycophant even earlier.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

He is among the richest actors in the world with personal net worth of Rs.10,000 cr.

Yet, he does ads for a gutka brand.

His son was almost abducted by sanghi politicians and arrested of fake charges.

Yet, he sucks up to them.

Zameer bech chuka hai ye insaan.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

@DolaandDuck Only in India. Because we are so unique.