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[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

Away from football our marketing team deserves a lot of credit for positioning us as one of the (if not THE) most culturally relevant football club in the world.

When the team backed it up with a major title, you knew it was going to be huge🔥

[Sports @Sports]

From across the pond 🔴⚪️

To celebrate their 2025-26 Premier League Title, the @EmpireStateBldg in NYC will illuminate in @Arsenal's red and white tonight

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

Amount of non-Arsenal fans still talking about Arsenal. Our title win has well and truly fried their brains😂

After years of bantering us when you finally turn up to collect the receipts they’ve literally got no words left. Beautiful👌🏼☺️

#Champions

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M Ffs is that supposed to be your “gotcha moment”? 😂

The vast majority of those are threads to when you’ve spoken about Arsenal. Now pull up how many times you keep talking about Arsenal👍🏼

If I’m a psycho/obsessed it’s kinda odd you can’t bring yourself to hit the block button.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M More deflections than a pinball machine.

Odd phenomenon with weirdos like you, Goldbridge, Rants, KG (all peas in the same pod). Tweeting all day, vlogging, analysing Arsenal esp. on days we have NOWT to do with you.

Rage baiting/engagement farming, whatever pays the bills😎

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M Righto which is why you keep mentioning watching the parade online(!) If you think I’m “regularly camping” in your tweets given all the BS you tweet then you’re really stupider than I imagined.

I’ll jump on if it’s about Arsenal cos I find Utd fans’ obsession about us humourous

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M Eh? Who tf said we were the same?

I also didn’t realise not being able to attend a parade due to logistical reasons makes one less of a fan.

I occasionally indulge in your tweets about Arsenal from time to time cos your obsession about our ‘small club’ and stupidity amuses me.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M I’m not some self-important blogger/influencer who bases my relevance on this platform so couldn’t give two shits who reads anything. I’m here for largely for amusement.

When Spurs beat Utd in that final the last thing I did was to spend all day tweeting about them.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M Lol, calling someone obsessed for asking why you‘re tweeting about another team all Sunday? I might get the odd tweet but ALLLL fuckin’ Sunday😂���🏻

Anyway, don’t change. You, Rants and that fat Somalian bloke are comedy gold👌🏼

Wasn’t at the parade but I was there for this one😉

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M Not sure how I’m embarrassing myself when my team’s just bagged a prem but okay👍🏼

I drop in your mentions from time to time cos I’ll be honest, your breathtaking stupidity is peak comedy value. But tweeting all Sunday about ‘small club’ Arsenal? That’s going some even for you!

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

Footballers use anything from meditation, yoga, mindfulness, visualisations, prayers, affirmations plus things you ain’t even heard of.

Clearly some of people are too thick to comprehend any of it.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

There isn’t a single player on a football pitch who would naturally react like this after losing a UCL final unless he’d already thought about it beforehand for the clips.

It’s just not a normal emotional reaction. He’s so performative and it’s honestly cringe af.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@R_o_M @carl_k7 One thing we know for certain is that you spent the whole of your Sunday tweeting about Arsenal..who were literally on an open top parade in real time! Like how fucking sad does your life have to be to be wasting your Sunday on shit like that?😂

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

For years, the running joke was “Arsenal 4th”

Then the running joke was “Arsenal 2nd”

Now they’re making fun of Arsenal for winning the Premier League and losing in a Champions League final on pens to the reigning champs

Our rivals’ biggest games this year were watching us 😂

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@carl_k7 @R_o_M If you told me at the start of this season that this is how we’d be enjoying the last Sunday in May leaving you nerds with nothing better to do besides talking about Declan Rice or Saka, I’d have taken it all day long☺️☀️👋🏼

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

@a488346 @R_o_M Couldn’t agree more lad👍🏼

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

PSG are a cut above everyone in Europe and given that we’re not at their level (yet), I can’t fault the pragmatism in our tactics tonight.

No shame on losing to the eventual winners especially on pens. Even more so given that they’re a state sponsored, sport washing operation.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

Such a special feeling☺️😍

Imagine I used to take winning the league for granted in the early 2000s.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all worked out.

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

I’m not crying, you are🥰😭

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

I’ve got all the receipts from those clowns that said their team would win the league again before us to the ones who called Arteta a bang average manager and mentioned him in the same conversation as people like Brendan Rodgers and Ten Hag😂

[Schwarzer Kater™ @SyltCrew]

I still remember when we signed Mikel. It was arguably at one of the lowest points of the banter era when we’d just lost Cesc and Nasri, then lost 8-2 at Old Trafford. Who would’ve thought that he’d have been the guy to win us the title back?😎 https://t.co/QLy4ZflbC2