Sylvie Phoenixheart

The Catastrophe-class Lesbian

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

You should follow me b/c
-Im pretty good at MTG (do NOT look at my elo)
-Im funny (many people are saying this)
-Im hot (not enough people are saying this)
-I make content sometimes
-I bring a certain level of "desperate lesbian" to the function that straights find uncomfortable

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@SonRebell Then I have no secrets you'd want :(

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@SonRebell The magic secrets: "how to 1-4 and 2-4 your RCs"

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Why is twitter pushing their stupid fintech thing so hard?

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@StaquiNova Oh wait as in coca cola?

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@StaquiNova That tracks

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@VariableChaser HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@SonRebell If you wanted naked time you just had to ask

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

Need.

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I'm all out of chapstick... *Twirls my hair* can I borrow some of yours?

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@GayOliveGarden Union member? 😍😍😍

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@VariableChaser

[໒꒱.+ @delusional965]

dream date idea

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

oh no... am i... a brat?

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@SonRebell Fist my bump

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

Sometimes I get too nervous to horny post

[Lesbian Princess 🎀 @femme_faerie]

if you want fun slutty women in your community you need to learn respect and boundaries. you can't just take it as an open door for anything anytime.

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@SonRebell What the fuck is this digital cryptid looking thing

[Sylvie Phoenixheart @Sylvie_Phoenix]

@painterzservant >4-ofs moon stompy
>Looks inside
>Sideboard only has one 4-of
>:(