Andy Symes

It is autumn and my camouflage is dying.

[Andy Symes @symes_andy]

The trouble with having eyes on the side of your head is that sometimes you don't see what's right in front of you until the last minute! Hare, Lincolnshire fens yesterday.

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@cloudedyellows @BC_Norfolk @akcozm Norfolk has had Small Blues for a few years now - it is fairly well known, including to Butterfly Conservation, so I'm a little confused by the original post.

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@BC_Norfolk Don't quite understand this - they've been in Norfolk for several years.

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@TWOweather 100% a Muntjac - the two black stripes making a V shape and meeting between the eyes is completely diagnostic amongst British deer.

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@eddcoles Probs because I've got more warmth and depth than you love!

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@eddcoles @midge_michi I see @eddcoles is going on about his micropenis again. Yes, maybe the nurse will find it eventually - stranger things have happened!

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@eddcoles @RakiaAndSausage Boyfriend? Dead otter? You OK hun? On the sauce this early in the morning?! That's not gonna end well...

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@eddcoles @RakiaAndSausage Am I going to make a coherent argument to the guy who's already called me a cunt multiple times? Yes, that seems like a good use of time 🤣

[Andy Symes @symes_andy]

@eddcoles @ChrisNi1969 Hahahaha

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@eddcoles @ChrisNi1969 What a shame, delicate little snowflake @ChrisNi1969 seems to have protected his posts so I can't see how hilarious this was for myself.

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@eddcoles @midge_michi Here comes another delicate soul @midge_michi replying to posts from their protected account. Seems to be a lot of precious folk who don't want their feelings hurting around here Edward!

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@RakiaAndSausage @eddcoles *Cerebrally.

You OK? Do you write these, or does your sausage write them?

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@eddcoles @wildernorfolk Oh Edward, when so much of what you post makes it seem like you'd be incapable of having an adult conversation is it any wonder people aren't keen to take you up on the offer?

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@eddcoles @wildernorfolk Hang on, you think it's @wildernorfolk that needs to explain himself? 'Bizzare' indeed... You on the gin again old boy?

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@TrooperSnooks @reformparty_uk @TheCriticMag Oh no he is quite funny - assume the article was a joke then.

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@harryph *Harry Fibs

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@bswud "The ‘millions’ of fish people mention are river lampreys and similar, basically microscopic eels, of which there are trillions in the sea. They are therefore not protected..."

If I was this ignorant about a subject I simply wouldn't post. But you do you, I guess.

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@a2_masters In which someone who can't spell 'opinionated' and thinks @Sam_Dumitriu isn't a liar does a hilarious, self-important little rant about a subject they clearly know absolutely nothing about.