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𝙼𝚢 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙷𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚝.

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

I really underestimated how much dudes like geography. This might be the most suppressed male interest

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

Two neurodivergent people having a conversation is literally just a nonstop loop of "oh yeah that reminds me of [topic that is completely unrelated]"

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[𝐝𝐚𝐧 @lucidharlow]

It was the 20 years he spent paying bills and taxes

[Mwenda @Davidkmwenda]

Me I just want to visit Old Trafford and watch united play

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Kilimall will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

touching grass isn’t enough anymore, i need to decompose in the forest and become one with the moss.

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

i have different names, any name you call me with i know where you know me from.

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕤 @VeltisLeEvil]

In all seriousness that ain’t no regular nigga I’ll tell you that. That footwork is pretty impressive.

[Basic Human Stuff @basichumanstf]

Maturing is letting the spider stay in the ceiling corner of your room

[James Allen @JamesAllen27]

Underrated Koln

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Spotify thinks we can’t handle ads on the free plan but we grew up watching this:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

I’m seeing headlines everyday that I thought I’d never see in my lifetime

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i have used dark mode so often that a white screen physically repulses me.