Mpho 

Sagittarius ♐️

[Mpho  @SymplyMpho]

Today is my daughter’s balloon day.. Happy birthday princess Moana🥳

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Zimathekaso kupanga order chi Mbale chosechi ku Divine Eats. Basitu iweyo ndi Mkazi wako kuyionetsa.🤣🔥👏🏾

Area 18B, Near Senti. 📍
Follow @Divine_eats40 today!

[MOE’YE @MrZlife_]

I sent an invoice 3 weeks ago, customer paid it 2am last night the event is at 12pm today. I’m gonna refund at 11am. 👍🏾

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

He won’t trend because he’s not naked.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you spend money on your boyfriend, your finances will improve. Men are spiritual beings. The spiritual controls the physical.

[ELVIS SIMONS @_elvis_simons]

The rage bait baited the baiter😂😂😂

[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

Today, men decided to tweet like women
I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔

If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

I thought the trend will die by this morning but it’s already gaining attention outside Nigeria. By the time it hits Black American twitter, it is over. 😂😂

[𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

broke girl: Hi

me:

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

I'm in my baby boy era, any girl wey no fit press money, Clear!

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Men are naturally expensive

Girls should stop complaining and go for the ones they can afford 👏

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

As a man, not owning a PS5 says a lot about your partner.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

As a man, your haircut says a lot about the kind of woman you’re dating.

[SKB @seyikanbai]

once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

What part of my lifestyle makes a perfume seller think she can bag me??😭😂

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

You wanna see the haircut you didnt pay for??

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

her hands look like this so that mine can look like this

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

Told her my rent was due just a week into talking, She stopped talking to me.

I wasn’t even asking her to pay for my rent. It was just a conversation.

I dodged a bullet.

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

She asked for pictures of my new haircut when she didn't pay for it so I blocked her