Formica

Human, Chef, Payer of Attention

[Formica @Synth15926]

@_willcompton Lies

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is me pondering whether they'll change any of the words I've used in my work after I'm dead, to spare those who are fragile and easily offended. Words like 'fat' and 'ugly'. And 'cunt' and 'fuck'. And 'fat, ugly, greedy, pathetic little stupid fucking cunt'. Stuff like that.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

@HoodieMaybin @Cortes_1210 @TorresGleyber @ClayHolmes21

[Formica @Synth15926]

@OurSacredGrove Horatio is badass

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@GAFreak1 @KnicksMuse This

[Formica @Synth15926]

@domdyer70 Oh, shit! ‘Anti-badger rhetoric’? That is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Badgers deserve to thrive, like any other species of sharp toothed and cranky varmints. But why is there anti-badger rhetoric? Where are the Friends of Badgerdom to quell the hate speech?

[Formica @Synth15926]

@WUTangKids Lmfao. I said the same thing! To myself, though

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@Omnimon @NotABigJerk Congrats for taking two days to fashion a retaliatory tweet. Your online skills are legendary at this point

[Formica @Synth15926]

@MEHPhotos Outwardly mobile! Congrats!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1995, 14 wolves were released in Yellowstone National Park. No one expected the miracle that the wolves would bring

[📹 Protect All Wildlife: https://t.co/rsjS56xnQ8]
[read more: https://t.co/p3YBOBXyyF]

[Formica @Synth15926]

@SongsOfYourLif1 Got turned on to them by a genius artist when I was eleven. Magnificent

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@JakeRudh Crush in eighties

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@joerussotweets VVitch

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the force runs strong in her

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@ATRightMovies Boom

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This is freaking awesome

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

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@mbaskin99 @RexChapman Pussy was a house cat before it was a vagina

[Formica @Synth15926]

@DavidSamollow @msolurin I never claimed not to know what they are saying. I understand it fully. You should google what ‘inchoate’ means before you attack someone else’s mental capability, because you expose your own lack of brainpower. You illustrate the point I was tweeting about. Morons spewing dumb

[Formica @Synth15926]

@DavidSamollow @msolurin Funny you write that after your moronic comment on my first tweet. You obviously couldn’t wrap your brain around a pretty simple concept, so I would advise you, the glass house resident, to avoid throwing stones

[Formica @Synth15926]

@DavidSamollow @msolurin Uhhh. I said in the sentence just after the one you understood