City of Syracuse Mayos Office

City Of Syracuse Mayos Office
Duke's over Hellmann's
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@jcscharnhorst Our pleasure Justin, we are very excited to bring back the trolleys and horse drawn carriages to our city. Any steps necessary towards a greener future.

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Attention: Upstate Community Hospital still searching for Dengue Fever study participants, in case city residents haven't had enough of viruses over the last 3 years.

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Early brainstorming sessions for exhibits of the planned Inner Harbor Aquarium focus on Onondaga Lake ecosystem. Biologists propose curating mutated specimens affected by the lake's toxic parameters to highlight humankind's destructive relationship with the environment.

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@SyracuseCrunch Come on boys! Play all 60 mins! Pucks. In. Deep.
#CUSE

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Jim Boeheim hangs it up, citing desire to WFH and avoid excessive city potholes on his commute. Thanks for the memories Coach! 🥲 #CUSE

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Syracuse alternate side parking will be canceled and replaced with Syracuse Fluid Parking System (SFPS). The new system requires drivers to park wherever they want based on how they feel that particular day.

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Syracuse traffic teams will work to return the famous upside down stoplight at Burnet Park Dr and Tompkins St to correct position. This comes after multiple color-blind drivers mistake red for green light causing 4 accidents in last month. #SYR #CUSE

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Syracuse University will again rename their sports dome, less than a month after JMA Wireless signs go up. The Dome will be renamed the Joseph R. Biden dome, honoring the President's impressive academic achievements at Syracuse Law. Stay tuned for more details.

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Just In: Syracuse City Council announces addition of 6 new "Designated Panhandling Corners" as part of Syracuse Community Grid.