SyrianProblemz

If you are Syrian, you will understand these tweets. #Syria

[Aayah Nahhas @Aayahnahhas]

@SyrianProblemz tweets are literally on pointttt 👌😂

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People always give you looks when you tell them you have 5,6,7,10, a million uncles and aunts #SyrianProblems

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You have memories of riding a donkey at some point in your life, and have photos to prove it #SyrianProblems

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You actually get annoyed when someone calls you "Arabian". #SyrianProblems

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More than half of your cousins don't know how to swim #SyrianProblems

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You don't understand your white friends when they try to pull the "puff-puff-pass" with the argileh #IJustGotIt #SyrianProblems

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Don't ever think about throwing the "it's my money" line in your parents face, they'll take the money w iksiro fo2 rasak #SyrianProblems

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You have memories of sitting on jabal qassioun and get nostalgic every time you're on a mountain top #SyrianProblems

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You remember when Saria El Sawass first became famous & everyone kept making jokes because she was literally a rayse #SyrianProblems

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Your dad sara3 raskon with Sabah Fakhri and yib3atli jawaaaaaab jawaaab jawaaaab #SyrianProblems

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You pretty much knew from birth that you weren't going to live at university, so not to get your hopes up #SyrianProblems

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Saying "fanella" is so much nicer than saying "tank" or "wifebeater" #SyrianProblems

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Your mom told you not to walk in the house without socks because you would get sick, & not to go out with wet hair #SyrianProblems

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Before your mom even says hi on the phone, she sets the tone by saying, "Weinak/Weineek?" #FBImamas #SyrianProblems #DontYouDareLie

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You feel weird going to someone's house empty handed #SyrianProblems

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George Wassouf people, all I have to say #SyrianProblems

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The church or masjid are always used as meeting places for potential husbands and wives, with mamas scoping everywhere #SyrianProblems

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It is not and never will be "pita bread" #BasicsTalking #SyrianProblems

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Syrian males always name their first son after their dad. So ladies, pray your father-in-law's name isn't something ugly #SyrianProblems

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Syrians love to talk. And even the ones complaining that people love to talk, they talk as well. #SyrianProblems