Syringa

do not refer to me

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

*grabs 🍿* Let us see how this shakes out. #TwitterTakeover

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Same @heb, same. #heb #succulent #hardy #thriving

[Rob Lorenzo @roblorenzo15]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" #Oscars

[Variety @Variety]

Here's the moment Chris Rock made a "G.I. Jane 2" joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, prompting Will Smith to punch him and yell, "Leave my wife’s name out of your f--king mouth." #Oscars

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

NY Post: CHRIS ROCKED
Daily News: Everybody Hates Chris
NY Times: Has Chris Rock Been the Latest Victim of Cancel Culture?

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Tried to check-in and got an error, soooo had to call. Doing the two phone approach to increase my odds. Should I be mad at @Delta or just be mad at myself for flying @Delta ? Heavy, heavy sigh.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

We did it. We did our thing and we voted and we are waiting happily for democracy to do its thing. Take a load off. Smoke a joint. Eat one if you’re into that.

[Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff]

So proud of you. ❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Oh my goodness @KXAN_News !! The first video snip in your coin shortage story were Euros. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

@TheHoopCentral Duncan. #gsg

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Stand by me & John’s EGOTs. If you got’em, flaunt’em.
📺🎤📽🎭🎼 (did I get it right?)
cc: @chrissyteigen @johnlegend

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Stand by me & John’s EGOTs. I have never loved anyone more. ❤️
📺🎤📽🎭🎼 (did I get it right?) cc: @chrissyteigen @johnlegend

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Watching @RoadshowPBS with Mom - she said “Remember when we tweeted with them?” - 😍

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Sand art on #antiquesroadshow blows my mind. Wow! cc: @RoadshowPBS

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

@saramfoster @suburbanriot @efosta Thank you so very much. I need the shirt for Mother’s Day 😉

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

My #favoritedaughter shirt arrived in the wrong size. Customer service at @suburbanriot has been back & forth for four days. I have delivered all the information asked & STILL nothing.
cc: @saramfoster @efosta

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

@Eden_Eats Bilberry: Pivot (gif of Ross saying PIVOT)

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Friendly reminder @KXAN_News - Del Valle is not in Bastrop county. 😎

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Oh my my @amazon —- I can drive from San Antonio in 1 ¼ hour. Why cant you get 2 books & a plug to Austin when shipped @ 1:43AM?!? Tsk tsk tsk ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE #AmazonPrime #SMH Get your act together. 😑🤥

[Syringa @SyringaMarie]

Thanks @hulu for the entire @nbcsnl season (terrible grammar) The first #weekendupdate had Chevy Chase (@ChevyChaseToGo) , current #weekendupdate has Michael Che (#chethinks) = Michael Chevy Chase

DAMN I’M GOOD