Sophie Zetzsche

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Is hyrox the equivalent of a half marathon for gym rats?

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Venti coffees are so GREEDY

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6 oysters & 2 miller high life’s. Going home to watch the new season of it’s always sunny. Booked and busy

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Just saw a man with a claw clip in?

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Nobody talks about how hard it is to be the olive eater in the olive theory

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So you’re telling me the new pope and Kanye west were raised in the same city?

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Katy Perry on the moon. What would you do to stay relevant?

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The Auburn family is so beautiful. War eagle

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Seriously need a spud bros jacket potato with cheese and beans

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Like why are yall getting tacos at chipotle???

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Southern charm was such a snooze fest this season. Molly and Sally joining the cast were the only redeeming factors

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Bracket still at 100%. Beat the bots in mahjong. Might as well bet my life savings tonight!

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Ugh is it my time to unfollow Craig Conover on insta?

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Bracket still in tact. FW ME NOW!!!!

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March madness. I got Marquette going all the way. What about yall?

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Man at the car wash place dead ass asked me if I knew how to put my car in neutral

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Microsoft authenticator is literally the worst app to ever exist

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When I buy stuff off Poshmark, it’s free

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Getting a venti from Starbucks is literally so embarrassing