tommy

simulation stan account

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

CJ Stroud will not be signing an extension with the Texans before the season begins, per @espn.

Houston offered Stroud a contract exceeding $50 million annually, but he’s betting on himself to hopefully reach near $60 million per year.

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

it’s about cats

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

he real idc

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

trae young nuggets edits it’s really over for my franchise 🥀

[SleeperNuggets @SleeperNuggets]

Trae Young has opted out of his contract...

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

call the aura gambling hotline oh my

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Wemby on if the Spurs believe they can come back and win the Finals:

"Everybody knows we're gonna do it."

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

2 games gone, 5 goals, 3 red cards, a generational South Korean goal and a player called Shithole.

The World Cup has truly arrived👌

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

brought a tear to my eye

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

goddamn this is incredible stuff wtf

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Denver Nuggets are expected to cut salary this offseason, per @BennettDurando

(https://t.co/09M8OlXLnz)

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

do NOT try this at the local dive

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

the first seven words here are hilarious

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Kendrick Perkins GOES OFF on Nikola Jokic 👀

“We’re not in Serbia, we’re in America and he got punked yesterday. We have to hold him accountable like we do every ‘all time great’ — I jumped the gun just like everybody else when it comes to disrespecting all time greats. We were so ready to put this man above all time greats because of certain numbers he was putting up in regular season. He has 1 NBA championship. Matter of fact, I don’t think Jokic is going to win another NBA championship. He got exposed…. Jokic has never sniffed an all defensive team as a center… Rudy Gobert out played him!”

(Via @FirstTake)

[Kane @1of1kane]

goodbye

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

we definitely played David Roddy 30+ mins to avoid *checks notes* the rockets… OKCs side of the bracket had NOTHING to do with it ofc

[Steven Adams Stats @funakistats]

Chris Finch on the Nuggets choosing to play the Timberwolves over the Rockets…

“They had the chance to pick who they wanted to play. They chose us. They didn’t have to choose us. They chose us.

We used that as motivation”

[G (its joever) @bucketexpress]

Call the trump assassination attempts “Christian Braun” bc they shooting 0/3

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

embarrassing… Jok stop it pls

[ESPN @espn]

"Because he scored when everybody stopped playing."

Nikola Jokic says he doesn't regret his reaction to Jaden McDaniels' layup at the end of Game 4.

[Harrison Wind @HarrisonWind]

This team is pathetic.

[tommy @T0MMYTIME]

Netanyahu such a piece of shit he got me cheering for prostate cancer

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu announces he was diagnosed, treated for prostate cancer