Jura

Al Nassr fan | older than i look | Y so Srs

[Jura @T2blxck]

Happy New Year🥳

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

My book is out in Nigeria today and I don't know what to do.

But hey, congratulations Adedayo. You wanted your book, The Years of Blood, in Nigeria so now you have it. It's in a company of accomplished writers.

🥹

[Jura @T2blxck]

Who's still alive on here?

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Five penalties in September: "Penaldo", "Pbappe"

Five penalties in December: "GOAT debate ended"

[Jura @T2blxck]

Bro

[tag @mxdric]

The funniest thing about this, is that someone, somewhere, heard he died and went to search “Ronaldo” on his profile to see what side they should be on 😭 the internet is crazy

[SENYO @Senyyo]

If Pele himself didn’t already congratulate Cristiano Ronaldo for surpassing his goal tally in official matches (757), Messi and Barcelona fans would have deceived us into believing Pele scored 1,000 official goals 😂🫵🏽

[Castle @aight_dawg]

Bro, how do you wear the captain’s armband in 2009 and then again in 2025? That’s 16 years apart.. fcking insane

[Jura @T2blxck]

Ronaldo fans flaming this kirk fella is killing me

[Klay 🇵🇹 @UtdKlay]

bro Zidane was nothing without cristiano
https://t.co/f2Stp2dAkk

[Dɩʑʑƴ_Iʀʀɘsɩstɩɓɭɘ 🇵🇹🇲🇫 @Toxic_Ladx]

ROTTT IN HELLL FUCK NIGGGAAAA

[🇵🇹 @Ronycius]

He could be the only player in history to get into the Hall of Fame in five different countries for five different teams.

That’s an honor, privilege, and flex.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

AWB accepts first DR Congo call-up 🇨🇩

[Jura @T2blxck]

Hmmm

[Jura @T2blxck]

@slimz404O Yeah im moved

[SENYO @Senyyo]

When Maradona told us Messi won Ballon d'Ors and other awards due to "FIFA's marketing plan” and Barcelona PR we all laughed, not so funny now, is it? 😊

[W 🇵🇹 @_common_W_]

It's so obvious why Messi didn't meet Speed, but I'm the bad guy when I say Messi is the one obsessed with Ronaldo not Ronaldo himself

[Jura @T2blxck]

If i go in holiday and i hear rhe same accent as me just pack it in

[j🦍 @j_retsu]

This is what I personally (emphasis on personally) don’t get about going to places like Ibiza and Malta. I understand they are “party holidays” but isn’t the purpose of a holiday to be a break from your regular routine and environment? To experience something new?

[💰 @criminaldo_]

Ronaldo fans, it’s been less than a week since we won this with a wonderful campaign.

Why are we being lazy and not still hyping it? Just remember what would happen if we lost the trophy, and that should motivate you.

[Jura @T2blxck]

Saudi actually keeps you so sharp if you take it seriously

[aoun @Awondossantos]

Cristiano’s first 4 months after turning 40

[W 🇵🇹 @_common_W_]

I swear it's crazy, never seen a 40 yr old move like this in any sport let alone football