Terje H

Software Engineer. Sports fanatic.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Leandro Trossard to Arsenal, here we go! Full agreement reached between clubs w/Brighton for £27m — personal terms agreed. Exclusive news confirmed 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC

Trossard will sign his Arsenal contract soon — medical tests will take place in London. Contracts to be prepared soon.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

She always poses like shes trying to parallel park

[Austin Rief ☕️ @austin_rief]

If you're not on LinkedIn, you're really missing out.

[Terje H @T3rj3]

About to graduate next year 🎓? Superb! Then you should kickstart your career together with us. Apply here: https://t.co/vo0MWXN9jW

#tietoevrygraduates #graduates #purposefultechnology

[🇮🇪 @OrientLiam]

Carlo Ancelotti whenever his team go 2-0 down:

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

Rooney's lawyer claims WhatsApp messages that would show the leaking of stories to the Sun are on a phone dropped off the side of a boat. He says it is now "lying at the bottom of sea in Davy Jones' locker".

Vardy asks the court: "Who is Davy Jones?"

The judge intervenes.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Defenders in 1996 when they saw who they were coming up against:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“That had to be the worst Super Bowl halftime show of all time”

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

lmao

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

It’s been a long year.

[Terje H @T3rj3]

@Runnerguy2489 If you don't know, now you know

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't.

[Megan Greenwell @megreenwell]

It has come to my attention that not enough of you watched my new favorite athlete Christina Clemons qualify for the Olympics last night while wearing earrings shaped like bags of Cool Ranch Doritos.