James Taylor

@cantwhoopmetho ghost writer

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@barstoolsports Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in all of sports, and it’s not even close.

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Haven’t even left port yet and I’m not sure @RoyalCaribbean could be any more of a disaster and unorganized dumpster fire.

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At the age where I get more excited to go out on the weekends for the late night @Whataburger taquitos I’m gonna get on the way home than I do for the actual function I’m attending.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TEXAS A&M HAD THE FIFTH OVERTIME IN THE BAG AND DROPPED IT

DAY OF CHAOS IN THE SEC

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The Astros are now one game out of first in the AL West 👀

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@barstoolsports The presidential debate we all want and need.

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery @SLSpaceCowboys

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

City Connect threads.

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@aaroncox_does @Shanks_4cumming @CoachMHoffman @JMay_Allday
We’ve found her!

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Good evening people of Gotham. You have 24 hours to turn in the Batman.

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How much is it going to cost to buy @starwars away from @Disney?
Because the Acolyte is complete dogshit. They almost seem to be going out of their way to ruin the franchise and make the existing canon and lore meaningless.

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@AggieBaseball

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I can only hope and pray I can love something in life as much as my son loves Ms. Rachel.

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What do we have to do to bring back Strike Gently?

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@espn Okay now let @boogiecousins and @brittneygriner have their 1 v 1.

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@SheldonJacks @UnnecRoughness @jackmac My credentials speak for themselves.

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I thought we agreed to do keep daylight savings time?
It hasn’t even been a week and this seasonal depression is hitting me like prime Tyson.

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@BCTitan Burn it, burn it with fire.
I’m convinced Australia is where they dumped all the animal life that Noa didn’t want on the Arc.

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Australia comes out with some wild ass animal/insect/plant life that can kill you every 3 days. There’s no way this has been around and we’re just finding out about it. This looks like something i had in a nightmare when i was 9.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Wrap-around Spider, indigenous to Australia, can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs for camouflage.

📸 Dustaway/Flickr

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Why can’t i just have nice things.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Sheikh Jassim has withdrawn his offer to buy Manchester United, per @FabrizioRomano

His final bid was worth double the Glazer's $3.5B market valuation.

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@_omarhou Damn @cantwhoopmetho can you get some manners.

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@miatalikethecar The new one opening in the Woodlands is insane!