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Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, PC users will pick dancing pigs every time.

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Artificicial intelligence always beats real stupidity.

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Why Do Employees Quit? http://t.co/Ozv2NBkv

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You are what you wear. Really. Image the Pope in a John Deere hat.

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I No Longer Feel Your Pain http://t.co/uv3vAMCO

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My Kingdom for a Good Employee http://t.co/bdjWeyXS

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A Slap in the Head http://t.co/txVQYg0m

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For every American citizen killed by a radical Muslimist I will burn a Koran. Smell that smoke?

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What all women should know: You're only helpless when your nail polish is still wet. Even then you can still pull a trigger if you have to.

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Best lie of 2012: Obama:"I have not been divisive!" (August 20, 2012) Press conference

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A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. So what! Obama has been President of the United States for 3 yrs. and 214 days without one.

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Just updated my website

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Learn the easy way! | @redkonnect #socialapp http://t.co/O1YpViyB

[Tobey @T_Beck100]

Just updated my website

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There's only one problem with political jokes.....we keep electing them!

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So easy you can't go wrong! | @WebStartToday #WebDesign http://t.co/bzJNlaHC

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Obama's Crippling Problems http://t.co/aFBiJLxs

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Before marriage I had 5 child rearing theories. Now I have 5 children and no theories.