Trisha McGovern

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@Bo0gieWo0gie Jack’s adorable

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

Marlow just said "I'm just so proud of the whole world!" 😂😂if you only knew, child...

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@DooleyGarrett ahem..:RT @KenJennings: My son is a low-quality person who leaves his shoes all over the entryway floor.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

Been waiting right in this spot for 7 MINUTES. #starbucks #millington get it together.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

Trying the new @Hardee's in #millington and they have managed to have the same poor service as every other #hardees we've been to. #sigh

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@CaptainDs in #millington- congratulations...you just won the award for THE SLOWEST DRIVE THRU, narrowly beating Taco Bell in Atoka.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@Bergaloo I would have loved to see the look on her face

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

Brag alert! My daughter peed her panties and then put them in her mouth and refused to take them out. It ... https://t.co/mjXPzHa1mN

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

"There's a spider on your head!" "There's a spider on baby sister!"

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

My daughter calls flies "spiders." You can imagine the number of false terror alarms we have in a day.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Not only is child illiteracy on the rise we are seeing it at a younger and younger age.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

I can see this happening at Wal-Mart RT @WMCActionNews5: A man is behind bars, accused of defecating on a Kroger self-checkout.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

I just witnessed a man on a riding mower pulling a woman sitting in a yard wagon down HWY 51.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@melgarrett901 I feel as though that could easily be Marlow!

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@Bergaloo that may just be my new phrase

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@melgarrett901 at least you aren't fighting for clean air to breathe because of the toxic fumes your husband emits

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

@melgarrett901 do you not remember the line outside the nail place by the Nike store?

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

"Marlow, pick out 1 book to read before bed..." Either she can't count or she's attempting to delay bedtime.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

"I wish you could see yourself right now...cuz it ain't pretty" says my husband to me as I flirtatiously wink at him.

[Trisha McGovern @T_BoneSloane]

I brought a huge pile of papers home to grade and I haven't even taken them out of my car. Sorry, students!