Baxter Tortuga

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[yimbyman @yimbyman]

- 80% of your country is unlivable
- Our nature is more diverse
- You’re far from absolute everything
- All of your entertainment is American
- All of your technology is American
- Your flag has another flag in it
- Cope harder, 2-0

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[Baxter Tortuga @T_bonez25]

@howardeskin @JoelEmbiid @ShamsCharania @sixers Eat shit and die asshat….nothing to do with the sixers just wanted you to hear that

[Baxter Tortuga @T_bonez25]

@EvinKnowsBall Why dies your chin look like someone left playdough on a windowsill?

[NBA 2K27 News&Intel @2KIntel]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH BRUH 😭

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Ever wonder where Gandalf really was? 😏

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

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[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

me on any par 3 at any given time

[Matteo Marinelli @MrnllMtt]

This is an insane chart

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Rams are making a STATEMENT at Philadelphia: OUR TURN. WE ARE THE NFL'S BEST. BYE, EAGLES, BYE.

[. @J0nesToChina]

There are children being thrown into the burning fires of hell underneath the Eagles football facilities

[Baxter Tortuga @T_bonez25]

Ty is irritable

[Mikey CoinSnatch  @MikeyCoinSnatch]

@PH11122 @postcrabcore @saquon It’s very Philly-esque of you fans victory lapping this post at the end of the regular season.

Classic losers 🤣🫵

Enjoy all them worthless yards while they last. The big moments are coming soon. We all know what happens then.

[Baxter Tortuga @T_bonez25]

@MLB @HTTYDragon Talkin bout the fightins here

[MLB @MLB]

Want Bryce Harper’s autographed How To Train Your Dragon bat that he used in the commercial? 👀

Repost and reply for a chance to win it!

[Baxter Tortuga @T_bonez25]

@LibTearCreator1 Not only are you wrong but you misspelled sensor DUMBASS

[Dobbler @dobbychicken]

@AdamSchefter @EpKap The nfl should really look into banning teams getting stopped at the 1 yard line. Sets offenses up for a dangerous play