🥢i exist🍵

sometimes cool | mostly shit

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is losing its grip on reality.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Listen it's either 9/11 or the alamo I can't keep remembering everything

[RABID @RabidConure]

CHARLIE KIRK IS DROWNING OUT THE LESBIANS ON MY TIMELINE

[kane🔞🔜MFF @kaneszns]

man made horrors somewhat within my comprehension

[Stardust Heartbreaker @StardustHB]

“You forgot my Super Saiyan Sauce”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

working on a movie where sex is only legal for one night in a world where everyone has forgotten the Beatles and it all takes place at the beach that makes you old

[Levi 狐👑 @Leviarg7]

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[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

#donteatanything2026 #photosynthesischallange2026

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I just dont understand anything anymore and im smart

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

my friend said “Pride Months Over” and then proceeded to dm me this gif

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Websites still got it

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: im so wet
me: [just sneezed while eating soup] im so sorry

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

fuck it if the knicks win were letting everyone out

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Absolutely love Disney Food TikTokers. They’re like “These nuggets are served with Goof sauce…but it just tastes like honey mustard.” Well yes. Goofy’s not actually back there inventing new culinary creations. There is no Chef Goofy transsubstantiation

[Gay Branzycraft || DID NOT SURVIVE THE WP FINALE @SpixoPierce_]

Bro has 1 MOD?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[JT @jiratickets]

incredible content, algorithm please give me more of it thank you