Matthew Tyner

Free thinker, husband, dad, chef, sailor, shade tree mechanic, potty mouth, amateur motorcycle stuntman, podcaster, musician. Jack of all trades, master of one.

[Matthew Tyner @T_minus65]

Hey @littlecaesars can we bump down the “Hot and Ready” expectations to maybe we’ve got em, but we probably don’t. To say it’s a 50/50 chance of availability is a best case scenario. Because when I stop in, I’d bet on there not being a Hot and Ready pizza there to purchase.

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@godknowsdgj1 What about Bob

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@DovySimuMMA Zero

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@lady_valor_07 Onion rings all day.

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@thatdayin1992 @KimDotcom Until we all can understand THEY ALL FUCKED KIDS… nothing will happen. Keep voting for your favorite team idiots.

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@MbarkCherguia I’ve loved this video from the first time I saw it… I love the sound the kid makes when he hits the ground, and I love that he got exactly what he deserved. The man showed plenty of restraint before giving the bare minimum of retaliation.

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@UpholdInc Bought some XRP Monday, went to do the same today, and inexplicably you can “no longer offer me an account”. If I try to log back in I’m prompted to enter a 6 digit authentication code but neither sms or email is receiving a code. Did you just steal everything from me?

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I can’t believe the @UFC is still doing this with Ian Garry. 30-27 on 2 judges cards is unacceptable and unbelievable. After the Prates fight I knew they were fixing him. But this is unreal. @bullyb170 won that convincingly AND didn’t get a point for pokes. What a fucking joke.

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@VintageRockN_85 Yes… 1000% yes

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@QuisqueyanoMMA Impressive yes, entertaining no… YAY another title fight where we get to watch a guy hang off the other guy’s waist for 4 entire rounds of the fight!!! So 31 takedown attempts and landing 20 is not what I deem entertaining. Impressive? Yes. Something I want to watch? NO!

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Is @jjmccarthy09 aware he has arguably the best receiver in Football on his team? Cause the other JJ can’t seem to even get a look his way let alone a pass thrown his way. #SNF #vikings #SKOL #LetsUseOurBestWeaponALilBitEh

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Targeting on Barham is an absolutely unbelievable call. I’m sick of seeing defensive plays that are just a thing of beauty, turned into rage bait because officials have SUCH a hard time getting it right. Shame on you ref, they have Oklahoma next week. #UofM #GoBlue

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@Rightanglenews 😂😂😂

[Matthew Tyner @T_minus65]

Possibly unpopular opinion… I propose the SECOND you get approved for a handicapped license plate, your driving privileges get revoked. Zero exceptions! You are all absolute hazards on the roadway. #handicapper #drivers #roadhazzard #license

[Matthew Tyner @T_minus65]

After having some time to reflect on #UFC319 had Carlos Prates fought Ian Garry like he fought in EVERY other one of his fights he would have KO’ed him in round one too. But somehow he couldn’t even finish after having 1:20 to do so in the end of that fight. #fishy #fixed #fucked

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@kirawontmiss Oh dear, apparently you haven’t explored the world of portrait tattoos.

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Hey AWESOME!!! @ufc gives us yet another Championship fight in their premier division that gets ZERO people excited, just like when they shoved @JonnyBones vs @stipemiocic down our throats. Last HW fight that moved the meter was Jon vs @ciryl_gane out of curiosity. How’d that go?

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@winigoat7 Okay, was it the fight you were hoping for? (BTW, I didn’t have a dog in the fight. I like watching them both and just wanted a banger.)

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@ChampRDS Somebody forgot to switch Poatan’s on switch tonight. Thank god for Gaethje and Faziev!

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@MARCIANOPHONE Hey lady, for all the rest of us… can you please make it so her boobs AREN’T covered?!? That was a terrible game time decision on your part.