Tong’i

son of the soil

[Tong’i @T_ongi]

Apology received. But for full acceptance, we need one thing: record yourself shouting “WANTAM!” with your full chest. Face visible, no cuts, no filter, no autotune. Post it and tag Nairobi. Then we can accept. Until then, apology iko pending. 🙌😂

[Rob Finnerty @RobFinnertyUSA]

I want to offer an apology to the people of Nairobi, Kenya. The passion you have your city and homeland is amazing… We all make mistakes. I misspoke, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.🙌

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

Hey how about A WhatsApp group for young people where we talk AI, Career, money, financial freedom, content, and growth. Will you join?

[Tong’i @T_ongi]

@MrKimmKE Interested

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

I don't get at all the hullabaloo about the heckling of Hon Kalonzo Musyoka by young boys and girls during the launch of Linda Mwanachi last Friday. Heckling and booing is part of our political culture. The attempt to paint Hon Musyoka as having a political glass jaw is totally uncalled for and unfair. Musyoka is a tough cookie.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My Homosexual Neighbour is blasting gospel music in the balcony this early as if he’ll go to heaven. Mnachezeanga kijana ya fundi sana walahi

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

What a powerful piece 👏

#LindaMwananchiMovement
#LindaKwale
#LMMinKwale

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Eish 🔥🔥🔥
The impact of a leader will always be measured by the art it inspires!.
Hii shairi nayo imeniguza roho.

H.E Edwin Sifuna in Kwale today.

#LindaKwale
#LindaMwananchiMovement

[Serah 🇰🇪 @NaitwaSeraah]

New introduction is gonna slaaaaap!😭😭😭

“Kwa maombi yenyu, na kwa mapenzi ya Mwenyezi Mungu, nasimama mbele yenyu leo nikiwa, Kiongozi wa Linda Mwananchi Movement, Senator wa Nairobi, na Mgombea wa Urais wa chama cha LMM…”💃🏽💙🙏🏽

[Ole sieur🇰🇪 @ole_sieur]

Any two girls hapo karatina university tupige threesome na wajuwe mimi ni grower

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Absolutely no one should become or continue to be either president or prime minister of an African country if s/he:

(1) supports Israel;

(2) hasn’t condemned the Israeli genocide in Palestine;

(3) hasn’t condemned the USA and Israeli attacks on Iran;

(4) hasn’t condemned the USA invasion of Venezuela and the illegal kidnapping of Maduro;

(5) hasn’t condemned the imperialists’ funded butchering of Africans in DRC, Sudan, Libya and Somalia; and

(6) has no ideological stand on Africa’s decolonization processes going on in the Sahel and other places.

Because anyone who has no stand on imperialism cannot fight for Africa and will never grant dignity to Africans, regardless of the country they seek to lead or pretend to govern.

Ideology is the software of political consciousness without which a politician is nothing but a hyena wearing a suit.

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow

[ABUJA LANDLORD 🇳🇬 @Muhammadancopss]

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[ً @artfuIchaos]

not all angels have wings, some have big boobs that jiggle when they walk

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

This guy by the number 0722338621 by the name Peter Njoroge has just disappeared after drinking alcohol worth Ksh 3,150 at Musketeers Bar and Grill... Now, the poor waitress will have to carry this burden. The fo*l has switched off his phone and today was his first time here. We got his number from a food vendor who he paid after eating. Pombe amehepa nayo. Why are people this shameless?

[simp4M_ @sheismattie]

One of the many reasons I hate poverty is public transport

[. @Fimiye]

I don’t lust after women, and I see things for what they truly are. I’m not some delusional guy living in a fantasy world.

[Cynthia @CynthiaMeg_2023]

Millennials walikua wanaita Manchester United 'Team kubwa'😂

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

universities will always choose the lecturer with the worst accent to teach you the most important course

[Ry’en @reallyryen]

“We’re in the same boat” No babe I’m on a yacht.

[Crystal Asige @CrystalAsige]

Najua sioni, lakini nayo ground naiskiza vizuuri sana. Muulize Mzee Kombo #AsigeAnasija #VIP #LindaKwale

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

delaying your haircut intentionally to look rough just to make that glow up more iconic is a cheatcode not everyone knows about