Defintely not the Tanner you know

Real life college dropout chasing a dream. You know who else didn’t go to college? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Michael Scott.

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

I have a wooden phone case because Jenifer Anniston has one & when I meet her its gonna be the perfect icebreaker that leads to our wedding.

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

@bringyoursmile Why would you come for me like that? 😞

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

SPOILER: If I would’ve remembered Linda Cardellini was a part of these movies I would’ve been much much more excited for this one

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

Do they do a “Previously on The Avengers...” or anything cause I got a ticket for the new one realizing I don’t really remember the last one..

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

@SomekindoKatie Ah yes, thank you 🙏🏻

[cody mcgee @CodyMcDaddy]

Dogs being weird.. let’s make it a thread

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

[buying something online that in the pre-internet era I would’ve had to get out of bed, shower, get dressed, and leave the house to do]

Website: you have to go get your wallet now

Me: this is bullshit

[Lalah Delia 📖 @LalahDelia]

Are they being negative or

are they setting a boundary

that you’re uncomfortable with?

Vital difference.

[JD @jaidendweeb]

I SAW THIS SHIT ON FACEBOOK AND NOW EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO SEE IT IM FUCKING WHEEZING💀💀💀

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Russell Westbrook, Russell Eastbrook, Paul George, even Curious George… Dont matter, Blazers in five

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

A perfect two minutes

[Mitchell Shields @bringyoursmile]

Hey, pass it over.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: 14 years ago, a "flagrant personal intentional foul" abruptly ended a game we would have liked to have seen the end of.

[Defintely not the Tanner you know @T_Orton2]

@AndyMineo Happiness flows in life with peaks and valleys, to die when you’re at a peak isn’t winning, it’s good timing.

[iman, the icon. @ImanEurope]

becoming less afraid of confrontation & more concerned with having real conversations.

[Jeffco Sheriff @jeffcosheriffco]

Please call the FBI tipline at [phone] where your call will be answered immediately if you have seen this individual or have information on her whereabouts. Please do not approach her as she is considered armed and dangerous 3/3

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

Healing from trauma is not an intellectual exercise. You cannot simply think your way out of it. Your healing requires your full participation: spirit, heart, mind, and body.