Travis Stecher

Musician, Writer.

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Real talk tho how many times did Michael Knight fart in KITT over the years?

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According to a drunk guy with some form of NY accent, I have the fuckin' frequency. Because it's ALL about frequency, and I've fuckin' got it.

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Everyone confuses the four action Chrises for each other, referencing the wrong Chris' work each time. We title it "Christofour" and that's honestly enough to make it profitable, but it hinges on the four Chrises being on board, and I will 100% write that script. 3/3

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@ChrisEvans, @chrishemsworth, @prattprattpratt, and Chris Pine all have to team up to fight it and protect all of the forty-something Chrises in LA, with frequent cameos from other actors/actresses sharing the name. 2/3

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Okay, so the movie is an action comedy—a robot comes back in time to kill someone, but since it's a machine it's not great with faces or stopsigns or whatever, so it's hunting by data, and its target is an early forty-something in Los Angeles named Chris. 1/3

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As you might have guessed by my constant posting this year, I’ve been more concerned with writing the next book than marketing the last one. Feel free to ignore the minecraft coordinates. Don’t ask me why we’re at -437,000.

#scifihorror #dystopianscifi #sciencefiction #Author

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Being rich in America is basically like having 50,000 credits in an arcade game and telling people with 1 credit that if they were better at the game they would beat it, too.

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@Google…you feeling okay there, bud?

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I don’t know about you, but my car said “nope.”

#HappyNewYear #2022 #Fuck2021

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It would be some kind of poetic justice if the inevitable crumble of unbridled capitalism included America's land being purchased in the clearance sale with casino money from indigenous tribes.

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In a google search of "how to cure h" it comes up with hiccups, hemorrhoids, and hangovers and if that's not a perfect description of the working class I don't know what is.

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The jury’s still out on object permanence, if there even is a jury.

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In the words of another mathematician: “goddamn I hate being right all the time.”

It’s no surprise that literally every unvaccinated person has decided to lie about it.

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People who don't believe in evolution and breed animals are hilarious.

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Not sure if I shared this.

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Just realize that there are some people who don't think of Donald Faison when they hear Poison by Bell Biv Devoe and that's why everything's fucked.

#DonaldFaison #Scrubs @OfficialBBD @donald_faison #BellBivDevoe

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And I actually have a light jacket this year to celebrate appropriately!

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And just like that, every metal head on the planet learned who @LilNasX was. \m/ \m/

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JFC @Spotify what's with this one song, three commercials, one song, three commercials bullshit with the commercials being twice as loud? You're not annoying me into buying premium you're annoying me to a different platform.

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RIP young adulthood.