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i used to be relevant washington dc

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

Imagine a world with "Costco Singles Meet and Greet" where you try samples and discuss current affairs.

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

gotta take the pics of toby off my dating profile 😢

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

He’s on the wrong side of a 90/10 issue within the Democratic party. He should be immediately removed from leadership

[Caroline Penman @carolinepenman5]

Please retweet this as the BbC Will make sure as few people will see this

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

sorry im sad and grumpy, my imaginary boyfriend just broke up with me

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

I’m so proud of my ig algo rn, it’s all fuck ice marches, snowstorm living on the east coast, and heated rivalry

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

THE sofa in question

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

i purposefully didn’t bring my AirPods to costco so i can “un-plug” but now that my ears are raw dogging life i want to kms on the sample sofa

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

ok where’s my married dl hairy daddy that’s going to leave his wife for me and keeps promising to take me to barbados for our first trip together but instead venmo charges me for dinner cause he has a shared bank account and i love him for that cause he loves this kids so much

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Recent studies reveal ‘toxic situationships’ as being 44% more effective for rapid weight loss than GLP-1 medications.

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

got followed by a gay boy account on IG, i finally feel seen

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

wHaT dO yOu eVeN dO @ an aFTerS ?!??!

[Chlo. ੈ✩‧₊˚ @itshouldbechlo]

the way Connor spins on top of Hudson will never fail to make me laugh https://t.co/hj7pt84CB3

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

i need to restart therapy to process the new lifetime trauma of a bird shitting on my forehead in the middle of a busy crosswalk

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

dating in your 30s is learning to be comfortable without the non stop daily texting, it’s refreshing once you get passed the anxiety

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

had a great dance party stuck in traffic this morning, let’s talk about it

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

i can’t stop watching every mary beth barone interview at the golden globes, im obs****d !!!

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

i would love to see eboni la’belle’s full monologue without edits, she killed that

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

getting new orthotic inserts in your 30s is the equivalent of running down the isle in your shoes for the school year

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

American culture at its peak !!

[🫧🐟 @SUPERTUNAMELT]

just remembered i have free will so heres the ep6 drive off scene except its life is a highway by rascal flatts

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

last night i fell asleep on the couch eating peanut butter in the dark

[wafe @T_Wafe_]

being at a gay bar and getting asked if im straight is the biggest compliment