Taav

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

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Arya coming in for the Night King like #GameofThrones https://t.co/8CTPV7tWQE

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pilot told me to enjoy the flight and I accidentally said “you too”… so he did

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My Valentine’s Day E-cards for true lovers:

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an MLB game, but the team doesn’t pay for spotify premium. so some of the players have to walk up to bat during an ad

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It’s time we normalize bringing glasses of water out of the house to drink places

[ret @rad_milk]

deadass ong

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have you ever witnessed another car use wiper fluid while driving? no, you haven’t

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Go get yourself something nice today, without us our moms wouldn’t be mothers

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finish your food son, there are starving kids in the hype house

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I snuck into the LaCroix factory yesterday and this is what I saw…

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do Macadamia nuts exist outside of cookies?

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Some guy at the gym just asked if he could turn off the TV that was playing the news about Ukraine.. like bro, what do you think we’re all here lifting for??

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thinking about owning a bowling alley in the metaverse

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currently battling the irrational fear of someone throwing something into my open sunroof while stopped at a stoplight

[🐜 @TweetByAnt]

Nah wtf 🤣

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fully convinced the ocean is only salty because of fish tears

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you should be able to go into the cockpit of the plane if you have something really cool to show them

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Air fryers are overrated. There, I said it

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

X Æ A-12 been real quiet

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I can’t be the only one who about once a month double checks to make sure I didn’t unknowingly develop any telekinetic powers (this usually involves the TV remote being across the room)

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just got back from the pizza place and I swear I ordered pineapple on my pizza