Tabatha Murdock

Probably running late

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

boneless wings taste so good when when u don’t have a bitch in your ear telling u they’re chicken nuggets

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[nico @byenico]

i swear to god if my car needs gas one more fucking time i’m gonna lose it

[JP @jpbrammer]

I am in the mood to receive a life-changing amount of money

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

@missyshepherd98 That’s what a boomer would say

[Nadi 🇬🇭💕 @NahitsNadi]

We’re getting closer to the end of October which means Mariah Carey is defrosting as we speak

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

@l_ur_n I have a cold and I have to wear a mask at work, so I’ve been trying to hold in sneezes all day and I feel like it just looks like I’m crying😅😅

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

@l_ur_n Oof

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

@l_ur_n A thriving queen✨

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

@l_ur_n Yessssss👏🏼 💰

[soph🦋 @sophiadarnell1]

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway

[Tabatha Murdock @TabbyKat2017]

Ik only being 22 I shouldn’t feel like I’m so behind and failing in life but sometimes it’s hard not to feel that way 🥲

[relatable @byreIatable]

Prof: Does anyone want me to go over anything before the exam?

Me: ya, can you start from the very beginning?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

it has come to my attention that i am in a bad mood

[🌟 @imsecsee]

Pls dnt ask me abt school it’s never going good