THE MIGHTY TABELLOYD

Bringing you the latest 2nd year heat from lower campus UCT. Don't do anything that you wouldn't want on tABElloyd...

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Boys Noize secret set at fikshun tonight.

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87% Pass rate for ECO2004S test 2. You heard it here first. #insidetraders #Therealsnowden

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One of @tABElloyd's favourites! Kelly Blair hooking it up on campus. #soproudlikeamum #kellytonyblair #EBE

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"I'm so keen for Rocking the D"-Carla #couldbeinterpretedbadly #carlaquotes

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Just reminiscing about last years SRC elections. When it was #pipforpresident.

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Happy birthday Alex Niven, maybe Waller you will be given. #birthdaypresentable

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Proud to say that Ben Baigrie has finally gotten over his xenophobia by lunging the zimbabwean immigrant Sarah Thompsen. #nationsunite #tear

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"What part of the chicken is the schnitzle?"- Holly Gardener

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Micheal Waller has no dollar cos he paid off the rest in order to nap with van der Nest #seghighindemand #ratshack

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Shirking the Game Theory studying>cost of participating #larakrugerfact #theoryofthegameismundane

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Ben Baigrie is taking interviews to join his group THE COMMUNITY WATCHMEN to decrease campus theft. Services include escorting and napovers.

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Ross and Ems relationship is like a rose amongst the weeds, a breeze in the desert, a birds sweet chirp on a hot day or no theft on campus.

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Wishing Em Frosteeezzay and Ross "The Shlang" a happy 3 month anniversary. Your love is as rare as a Graca napover or no pigeons on campus.

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A mountain troll called Lloyd wreaks havoc in the FICTIONal world of middle earth. #lordoftheringed

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I think we should all have a moment of silence for Rob Gifford's forthcoming 3 and a half month drought. @TheKennelDigs #sheddingmantears

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Looks like we're really living in the 21st century if a jew and an aryan are lunging. #Saul&Kim #blessyoursaul #kimdontrushdear

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When your lecturer is so mono-tone that his entire lecture sounds like a large truck reversing. #ecos #macro2

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There's no such thing as a casual 2nd year formal. #irishlads #fantastic5 #marquadruplevodkacokeplease

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WARNING! Anyone shorter than @JosieJansen93 or @_APardoe is advised not to go to campus.#capefloods #tooshortforretanga #fokdeeppuddles