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Writer. Lecturer. @booksveliz Prose Editor. Extraordinary things extraordinaire. UA | MFA from @PLU_RWW | BA from ULV | she/her | 🖤🐈

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Y’all are really sleepin on how funny my dad is

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Finally reading Slouching Towards Bethlehem and the very first essay is about my hometown and the subject lives on my ex bf’s old street?!!? #pointlesssynchronicity

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The noise of my Mac starting up inches from my baby’s head didn’t wake him up, but me whispering “motherfucker” about it sure did 😅

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I hope there’s another version of me somewhere baking pastries in a cottage who has never seen an iPhone or had to witness a world in which “slavery is bad” is apparently a hot take 🥴

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yeah idk I’m just in a bad place rn
(Tucson, AZ in July)

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Men will say they don’t like to talk about their feelings and then wax poetic about Joey Chestnut

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The pure, simple joy of figuring out how to accomplish one simple task while also keeping a baby alive cannot be overstated.

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Oh SNL is gonna have a FIELD DAY with this!

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I’d like to personally apologize to the kindle girlies that it took me so long to come around, but now that I’ve finished a book in complete darkness while my baby sleeps, I finally get it.

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How your email finds me

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The theme of #YouNetflix season 5 is that writers are all insufferable

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When did we as society decide you have less than 24 hours to consume new media before spoilers are fair game!! Who okayed this!

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James Tate heals all

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A poem for today—

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Let it be known that the one that finally did the trick was Do You Hear the People Sing

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When you’re rocking your baby to sleep and you’ve sung him 6 different songs and he’s still staring up at you like
👁️👄👁️

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Crying my eyes out because I’m so proud of Alysa Lui’s figure skating comeback GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME

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POV: You’ve just witnessed the biggest spider you’ve ever seen indoors

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me watching this whole episode of the white lotus