tabitha trosen

actor • writer • decent human. always looking for laughs and slim jims.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

When you’re broke you gotta get creative with Christmas gifts so this year I’m giving out arm wrestles. There is an upgrade option for real wrestling, but only if you got me something good.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Looking forward to the day when my most frequent text isn’t an apology for falling off the face of the earth paired with a 😅

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Why’s he so sweaty? Does he think the south of France is gonna fix that?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

@SnapStream Trump: "I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or the south of France, which I would prefer to being in this country frankly."

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

I’m not a can do person I’m a can barely person

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Nobody wants to watch two hours of someone who pays for a blue check mark 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

What, exactly, are the republicans thinking and praying about? Because this can’t be it. #Nashville #NashvilleCovenantSchool

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

I thought Christians hate divorce? Tut tut tut, MTG! Trying to sneakily get us to sin. Not on my watch!

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

We need a national divorce.

We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government.

Everyone I talk to says this.

From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

My boyfriend just called a Beauty Blender a Foundation Egg.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

“Hey Chip! How’s your crypto doing?”
-LAPD cop to a fellow officer (DTLA)

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

@realjtjames @transstellarff @KellyMisekJr @ImaginaryJackie Would love 💕

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

@realjtjames @transstellarff @KellyMisekJr @ImaginaryJackie May we cradle the hurting hearts, make change, and bring some joy and laughter throughout it all. So proud to know you, love you, and have the honor of working with you, @realjtjames ❤️‍🔥

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

@tylertrautman No, lazy would be not feeding my cat.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Am I lazy? Or am I incredibly busy socializing with my cat who is my best friend?

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Dismayed to report I now understand why “great lumbar support” is a strong selling point.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

@TrumpgirlPA @nypost I’m pretty sure this was what the garden of Eden was like until you sinful Christians fucked up and all got your fun taken away.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Wow. @Starbucks is over 50 years old, with nearly 35,000 locations and a net worth of $104 billion, and they still somehow keep providing lids that will ruin your day.

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Do rich people not ask questions?

[Edwin Vonholy @edwinvonholy]

If You Have To Ask... Then You Can Not Afford It
https://t.co/nOO9ioYHcT

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

Keep your 👀 peeled for my next funny little short that’s premiering next month! 🤩🥰

[tabitha trosen @TabithaTrosen]

@realjtjames @3DollarBillCine @KellyMisekJr Ahhhh!!! I’m so excited!! Thanks for being a woman with a VISION, and the drive to deliver. So proud of you and us 🤩🥳