Desi-nated driver

Shakespeare is a woman and that woman is Jack Harlow

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

If no one got me, I know transgender Spurs fans got me

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

I talk about missing the r word and this is my tweet

[Kevin Lin @quasicoh]

Clavicular is the only person on earth who can visit Israel in a completely apolitical way.

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

I look at this image every night when I'm cold af letting the estrogel air dry

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@lanternenjoyer1 I'm just tryna spend less on being alive dawg

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

believing in a merciful god is like thinking the stripper loves you.

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

Holy shit of course Belle Delphine is a white south African

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

fuuuucckkkk, put my alcohol in the fridge which means everyone knows the rate at which I'm drinking

No need to scroll, I have a second tweet planned!

One thing about zillenials, is they're gonna use that exclamation point. Brother sorry, I'm just not that excited

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

A very thorough rest and sweet dreams to all women with Z's in their names. The rest of y'all, goodnight I guess 😒

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@ET3RNALTIMEWARP Homura revived without the Catholic guilt? Let's. Fucking. GOOOO

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

Alright luffy, we're gonna need that gomu gomu no estro-perc real soon

[zea 🏳️‍⚧️ @zeeterialism]

source tells me Tyler is stable.

Please god

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@Sinney_Scwasp @martian_lore @grok Does suffering and death make beauty impossible? /Theodore

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@Sinney_Scwasp @martian_lore What the hell are you talking about? /Alvin

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

They should canonize whoever first said "the ____(noun)___ of all time" without a qualifier; amazing stuff

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

At timmies getting food that #tastesbad

[goonette ☭ #ITSCOMINGHOME @foam__soap]

YA ALLAH STRIKE DOWN THIS REF, STRIKE DOWN THIS ARGENTINIAN SIDE, AND STRIKE DOWN MESSI SPECIFICALLY 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@zeeterialism Brobaldo

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

Lundqvist after that one time

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

best part of any sport is when the goalie makes a really good save and everyone starts treating them like this

[Desi-nated driver @Tableforkays]

@itsopnoob Sometimes you live the same week for ten years for the only girl that was ever nice to you, and yeah, it makes you a little crazy, but wrong? I only forgive on behalf of the people who think she needs forgiveness