ranch

lost in their sauce

[ranch @TableSink]

day 1 of vacation with the love of my life 🩵

[ranch @TableSink]

you belong in an art museum 🖼️

[ar bts lover @taeprivs]

this feels like the day i found out jay z cheated on beyonce bruh im mad as fuck right now

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

We're up to 6 warehouses set on fire now across the country and I feel like it's being severely underreported.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

I have a theory that only cats can experience pleasure without attachment

[ley Ψ osheaga @cynicaltoyou]

stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.

[misa! @misak1nz]

delete chatgpt and get a library card

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

I'm actually serious about loving you forever.

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

"GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING"
"GEN Z IS CELIBATE"
"GEN Z DOESN'T..."

When GEN Z was completing studies, there was COVID.
When GEN Z started job hunting, AI took over.
When GEN Z wanted to travel, a world war started out of nowhere.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

back in my day if you were 14 on the internet you kept that to yourself

[mel !! 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 misses vaxildan @vaxildanenjoyer]

I cancelled my tattoo appointment yesterday, the tattoo artist never read my message, and then today she messaged me and said “thanks for coming yesterday! let me know how it heals”

girl what

[halsey @halsey]

I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?

[🥭🥝Fruity🍉🍒 @Mini__Fruits]

What it felt like to be 12 and find out Girls can kiss other Girls

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐞🪽 @soulful_indigo]

RIP Jim Carey, you would’ve loved the conspiracy theory about your body double

[ranch @TableSink]

it never gets easier to lose people

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Not arguing with the love of my life, whatever you say lover of thousands of years

[trin @glooomiii]

yearning for you while on company time

[mia @httpsosweet]

It's Friday the 13th and I'm in love

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"how did you two meet?" he saved me from being burned at the stake in 1612 & i vowed to find him in every lifetime