Clay (Parody)

Part-time engineer, contractor, ten-year old. Full-time bon vivant.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

come find me at the other place. same @

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

@Ascot_Friday We did it (sad voice)

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

@geauxcrimson If we snappin’ with :22 left every play I stg

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

Bold analysis to take away one of your natty’s to prove a point that UGA is less below .500 than previously thought against a single team

[The Bulldawg Report @ReportBulldawg]

Georgia's overall record vs Alabama is 26-43-4.

However, without Nick Saban or Bear Bryant on Alabama's sideline, Georgia's record is 21-26-4.

Alabama isn't quite as menacing without a HOF HC on the sideline.

Will Kalen DeBoer be the next HOF HC for Bama, time will tell.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

ANOTHER couch has come forward?!

[Post Politics @postpolitics]

It’s getting worse for JD Vance https://t.co/PIwDcuUr6U

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

We will never give up the couch joke Rob

[Ron Fournier @ron_fournier]

Democrats, please drop the couch crap. It’s a lie. We aren’t the liars. They are.

It’s juvenile. It’s dishonest. It’s off brand. And we don’t need it.

Be better

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Al Gore is too boring and condescending!
I'm not excited about John Kerry!
Hillary Clinton isn't likeable!

That's how you got 5 hard right Supreme Court justices, the Iraq War, the Great Recession, a deepened climate crisis, an awful response to Covid, loss of abortion and voting rights, and an insurrection at the Capitol.

But sure, if Joe Biden isn't for you, I'm sure there won't be bad consequences.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

Took me a minute to realize there was a submarine in the background and i was like 'aww wook at the cuddly wussian warships'

[Peter Zeihan @PeterZeihan]

I love pics like this. Highlights just how vulnerable any Russian naval asset is in a "firm" ally like Cuba.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Senate Republicans just refused to protect a woman’s right to birth control.

Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans have made it clear: they aren’t stopping at overturning Roe v. Wade.

Our rights and freedoms are on the ballot.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Vice President Harris announces that medical debt can no longer be used to help determine your credit score. This is a big deal. Retweet so all Americans hear this incredible news.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

This man is about to shoot the lowest round of golf in major championship history

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Scottie Scheffler's mugshot from Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

I see James Earl Jones trending, so I assume the worst. Click on his name, and its only more posts about people assuming the worst but no indication as to why he's trending in the first place. Twitter is so dumb.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

@USMNT Preki Radosavljević

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Another track?! This is exhausting. No wonder they used to actually kill each other.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

@justingreenfor1 Dukes n the bread, butter in the pan

[Mtn Brook Track/CC @MBHSTrack]

At the end of the second day, the Lady Spartans hold a lead at the state championships.

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

@BarstoolAlabama they cancel Henry Ruggs III?

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

I saw Greg Norman was trending so I clicked his name and turns out he's just spouting Trump-like petty insults at anything and anyone and no one in particular, all at once. I didn't know you could get CTE from playing golf?

[Clay (Parody) @TacoSommelier]

My 3:
1. Valentina
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2. Cholula
3. Crystal or Louisiana (they’re basically the same to me)