Tactical Nuclear Patrick

My 'you freaks need therapy' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt | The artist formerly known as favourite_uncle | COYS

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

Today's disaster was almost certainly caused by the issue on which I am currently blaming all the world's problem

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@tired_m_ Noooooo! That's awful.

It really is a wild tree, I very nearly pruned all the fruit-bearing bits away that first summer, but I noticed the little cherries at the last moment. But I can't prune the ornamental parts off either because they're so pretty when they flowet

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

Bro is living my dream right now

[YUSUKE | 言葉は生き物 🇹🇭 @BangkokSkyRain]

さっき教えてもらったレーニアチェリー🍒、本当に美味しすぎて、このまま帰ったら後悔しそうなくらいで……

「2ドル分ずつでもいい？」って聞いたら

「いいよー」と言ってくれて、合計4ドル分買えた😁

🇺🇸シアトル、嬉しい♪
帰りのバスを待ちながらバス停で食��る🤗

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@kamome_tv Hi, welcome to Texas! If you get a chance you absolutely have to try the local pastries, called Kolache. The best Kolache bakery in North Texas is in Arlington, just a few miles from the stadium– it is called Kenner's and it is a hidden gem https://t.co/XgGth82lrj

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@tired_m_ They're so good, but I only got 4 this year because I didn't prune right and the robins got a ton

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@tired_m_ We get some Rainier-ish cherries off the supposedly-ornamental Frankentree in our front yard and they're the highlight of my summers

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@BangkokSkyRain I love those cherries so much 🥲

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@yjtravellife Brother if you're in Dallas you need to go Hard Eight BBQ or Hurtado BBQ
And If you get a chance you absolutely have to try the local pastries, called Kolache. The best Kolache bakery in North Texas is in Arlington, just a few miles from the stadium https://t.co/XgGth82lrj

[YUSUKE | 言葉は生き物 🇹🇭 @BangkokSkyRain]

さっき教えてもらったレーニアチェリー🍒、本当に美味しすぎて、このまま帰ったら後悔しそうなくらいで……

「2ドル分ずつでもいい？」って聞いたら

「いいよー」と言ってくれて、合計4ドル分買えた😁

🇺🇸シアトル、嬉しい♪
帰りのバスを待ちながらバス停で食べる🤗

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@noza_0911 Hi, welcome to Texas! If you get a chance you absolutely have to try the local pastries, called Kolache. The best Kolache bakery in North Texas is in Arlington, just a few miles from the stadium– it is called Kenner's and it is a hidden gem https://t.co/XgGth82lrj

[Seba Le DOOP - #SellSugarmanSell #SugermanOut @Call_Me_ZoomE]

Zlatan, I am so sorry you have to endure the idiocy of Alexi Lalas. We American fans would love it if you just scissor kick him out of the stadium and into outer space. You don't deserve having to hear that troglodyte or have him even stand next to you.

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@shigehiroyama @EnjoyBuddygoal Hi, local here. If you get a chance you absolutely have to try the local pastries, called Kolache. The best Kolache bakery in North Texas is in Arlington, just a few miles from the stadium– it is called Kenner's and it is a hidden gem https://t.co/XgGth82lrj

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@Miki_Stepout Hi, welcome to Texas! If you get a chance you absolutely have to try the local pastries, called Kolache. The best Kolache bakery in North Texas is in Arlington, just a few miles from the stadium– it is called Kenner's and it is a hidden gem https://t.co/XgGth82lrj

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

A Japanese person saying you have cool trains is basically the ultimate compliment possible for an American light rail system

[かもめTV @kamome_tv]

DART!!
カッコいい電車！😆

降りる駅は決めてません笑
ていうかどこいくかもよく分かってない🤣

改札はなく、アプリか駅の券売機で買う形式です
僕はアプリの一日券買いました
6ドルです！

#DART
#Dallas
#FIFAWorldcup
#かもめの翔け巡り

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

It me

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The unemployed guy who’s about to watch all 104 World Cup games

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@schrocatholic Brother all you need is a screwdriver and some towels

[Azimuth 🌹 🇭🇷 @azimuthium]

Zabivaka canonically got drafted and died near Donetsk btw.

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

@kaorukazama Ok so your first mistake was being in Irving

[Braylon Breeze @Braylon_Breeze]

There’s zero reason to have a huge “Down to 10 Players” graphic when the red card graphic is already right there. Fox still doing Fox things, of course.

[Fußball Hank Hill 🇺🇲🇩🇪 @BayernAusBoston]

Legitimately the worst soccer coverage in this country

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Just saw my first hydration break commercial and I think I’m ready to be radicalized