Of course I need to wait for some random office worker to come back from a holiday they're not actually closed for so someone @UHC can either approve or deny my medication because of course. Of course.
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/A4P1ozDmNQ