Went into a store before my shift and got asked by an employee if I worked there (O'Sheas) or if I'm a dancer... apparently, my T&A are on point today!! Come check em out and get some… https://t.co/BTeKidoPwW
Judging from my newsfeed a lot of you bitches need a stiff drink and some other kind of therapy... I got the booze and I like to act like I know everything, so come see me today at… https://t.co/Ybma6ioPVO
Judging from my newsfeed a lot of you bitches need a stiff drink and some other kind of therapy... I got the booze and I like to act like I know everything, so come see me today at… https://t.co/BhxI6Uu8Th
I think I've outgrown rum, is this what midde-qge and maturity tastes like? Fuck.. well, come see me tonight at Guitars and Cadillacs, my feeble bones can still shake some tins. @ Guitars… https://t.co/QqXVjierIN
If you blew your hand up during your drunken celebration, I hope it wasn't your jack off hand... come see me today at O'sheas Irish Pub. You only need one hand to lift a drink! @ O'Sheas… https://t.co/6HFDvmybYb
If torture in hell is person specific, I'm currently wearing mine... come see me tonight at Guitars and Cadillacs for the hoedown... $20 a pic and no one puts this in the slide show at my… https://t.co/BBgkdks6ei
Fish nets and sequin booty shorts might be the second horrible decision I've made in the last 3 days... got stuck in the bathroom for 20 minutes trying to pull them up. Come see my shiny… https://t.co/YTWKHl1SII
Had to get an uber XL to get to work today... if you missed me eating shit, you can come catch me talking shit tonight at Guitars and Cadillacs!! Come have a shot or a cold one! @ Guitars… https://t.co/xtj5bAneA9