SE VOCÊ ESTÁ RECOMEÇANDO A VIDA DOS 35 PRA CIMA SEM NENHUM ROTEIRO, ESSA É A ORDEM JAPONESA DE OPERAÇÕES
1. Oosouji primeiro, sempre. Organize o espaço físico antes de qualquer outra coisa. Não dá pra reconstruir com calma no meio do caos.
The most dangerous type of person you will ever meet is the person who is smart enough to make you think they’re stupid.
They appear dumb. They act dumb. They move dumb. They talk dumb.
They want you to constantly underestimate them. They don’t want you to understand them.
But beneath all that tomfoolery is a highly efficient person. Ruthless. Calculating. Dangerous.
They’ve perfected the art of hiding in plain sight.
This might save your life one day. No exaggeration.
1. Never scan a room looking for friends first. Scan for exits, then for the person who is watching everyone else. The watcher is the real map of the room.
2. If a stranger matches your pace for more than a few steps, change speed first, then direction. People in a hurry don’t copy you. People following you do.
3. When someone offers help too fast, watch their hands, not their face. Kindness talks. Intent moves.
4. Never confirm you’re alone on a call in public. Say “we’re almost there” even if no one is coming. Isolation is what they listen for.
5. If a place suddenly goes quiet around you, don’t look for the reason. Move toward noise, light, and other people. Silence is often the warning, not the event.
6. In any new space, notice who looks bored. Bored people have been there long enough to own the pattern. New danger usually looks too alert.
7. If your body tightens before your mind has a story for it, treat that as data. The story can wait. Your movement should not.
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1. International Passport
Apply through the Nigeria Immigration Service Passport Portal. You can complete the application and payment online, then attend your selected centre for biometric capture. Nigeria Immigration Service
2. CAC Registration
You can register your business name or company yourself through the CAC Company Registration Portal (CRP).
CAC Registration Portal
3. SCUML Registration
You can register for your SCUML certificate yourself through the SCUML-EFCC portal. SCUML specifically warns against paying third parties because registration and certification are free.
SCUML Official Portal
4. Driver’s Licence
You can start your driver’s licence application online through the FRSC Nigeria Driver’s Licence Portal. However, you will still need to complete required physical steps such as driving tests and biometric capture.
FRSC Driver’s Licence Portal
5. Affidavit
The Federal High Court E-Affidavit Portal allows applicants to submit affidavits online, make payments and receive electronically processed documents, depending on the applicable process/division.
Federal High Court E-Affidavit Portal
Did you know you can now get your affidavit online?
You don't need to visit a court anymore.
The Federal High Court has an online portal you can use from your phone or laptop.
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I want Chelsea’s owners to try and sign William Saliba from Arsenal in January. Arsenal already have Ezri Konsa and Christian Mosquera.
Saliba would be open to joining Chelsea for first-team football and a great opportunity to compete for trophies, including the Champions League next season.
Saliba, Lacroix and Colwill as our CB options? It would be over for anyone trying to win the Premier League.
Put £120M on the table. Arsenal would definitely be willing to sell.
Xabi Alonso will cook everyone.
@Nath_Yamb You guys liberated yourself from France, walk away from Ecowas, being ruled by military dictators, only to hand your securities to Russia in exchange for your resources, yet still worst off
That's Delusional.
🚨 Amongst all of the Arsenal fan hysteria, it's really important to take a step back and assess the reality of the situation.
Arsenal have two TOP players for every single position.
The club tried to sign some stardust in attack. The ambition was there for everyone to see.
Alright, Berta definitely could have handled things better because the club missed out on Rogers despite him wanting to join because of the relaxed manner in which he approached the deal, Vinicius used the club to get a better contract at Madrid (in all likelihood), Barcola never truly considered Arsenal because they didn't make him feel wanted after the public Vinicius saga with Liverpool getting ahead in the meantime, and Alvarez was a lost cause from day one because he only wanted Barca.
The club were FINALLY willing to spend big bucks on a forward, but the sporting director did not deliver. That is the reality.
But will that derail Arsenal's season?
Certainly not.
Just look at the squad… The depth is nothing short of elite in every single area (apart from Kepa behind Raya).
The Konsa signing ensures the level stays the same without Saliba.
The Bruno Guimarães signing along with Lewis-Skelly being used in midfield means Zubimendi and Rice can stay fresh throughout the entire season.
The depth is just as good elsewhere, and I also don't buy the notion that Arsenal cannot level up in attack.
We have to remember that Havertz, Ødegaard, Merino, Calafiori, and Saka were injured for LARGE periods last season.
Havertz missed 41 games.
Ødegaard missed 30.
Merino missed 28.
Calafiori missed 16.
Saka missed 15.
These are all CRUCIAL players for Arsenal.
It meant that Eze almost exclusively had to play in the #10 when he is better on the left and Trossard + Martinelli were required to play out wide even though Arsenal are better with Eze's creative qualities on the left. Some may disagree with that, but the club have shifted Trossard and Martinelli on for good reason. We also saw how devastating Eze can be against Villa in just ONE HALF of football…
The attacking dynamics were never optimal last season because of that, but we can also say the same about the midfield dynamics.
Zubimendi was the #6 with Rice in the #8. Both are obviously exceptional players, but Rice is better in the #6. Arsenal's dynamism went up a level once Lewis-Skelly was shifted into midfield with Rice in the #6. Those dynamics now remain as Arsenal primarily attack in a 3-1-3-3 / 3-1-6 with both fullbacks high and the #6 + #8 managing the build-up alongside the centre backs. That means the team have more bodies high but also players in more suitable roles AND with better depth behind them…
Elsewhere, Tzolis is a level above Martinelli + Trossard, Dowman is another year advanced in his development, and it is the second season of Mosquera, Hincapié, Zubimendi, Madueke, and Gy��keres who are more acclimatised now.
People keep talking about how Arsenal have sold lots of forwards and only brought in one, but they moved on Trossard, Martinelli, Jesus, Nwaneri, Vieira, and Nelson. Only two of which were reliable first team players last season (Trossard + Martinelli) and as useful as they were, they were the biggest problem area in Arsenal's squad.
Martinelli had his worst year on record and Trossard had a 26-game goal drought. Both were and are a level below of where Arsenal are at.
And, most importantly, the only reason that they were used so much is because Havertz, Ødegaard, and Merino missed half of the season each so Eze was often forced to play inside and not wide left. Arteta only had the luxury to play Eze out there at the business end of the season (like he did versus City away).
People also criticise Gyökeres and Madueke a lot but we have to remember that they suffered because of the suboptimal dynamics. The left wing was a level below where it needed to be and although Eze can play in the right-sided #10 it cramps his space to do what he does best (dribble and pass). He was reduced to a box-crashing role (see Spurs at home).
Combine that with Rice in the #8 and Calafiori often not being available at left back and the dynamics were suboptimal from back to front. It was why every game felt like a slog.
Now?
That's not the case.
Arsenal are more balanced in midfield, Eze will be used off the left, and it is up to Arteta to get the dynamics right with who he picks in the #10.
But, overall, Arsenal are in a much better position than last season. The same season they won the Premier League title. And the competition is not as strong this year, either.
Alright, it would have been UNBELIEVABLE to add a Rogers, a Barcola, or an Alvarez to this group, but so be it.
That's life. You cannot get everything you want all the time.
Plus, Arteta and Arsenal are in a position to decide to wait. They don't have to panic buy someone like Fofana who is raw and not ready for the elites yet.
I, for one, expect Arsenal to retain their Premier League title.
Partly because they have an elite manager, but also because they have an elite squad, better than every other Premier League team.
Then, in the future, Arsenal will be in a position to sign a superstar attacker on TOP of this already incredible group which is primed to win NOW.
A dynasty remains on the cards, my friends.
Be calm, be grateful, soak it in, and enjoy the season ahead ✌️
Arsenal really aren’t as spectacular as people make them out to be.
I’ve wasted my time hate watching their last 2 games against Coventry and Aston Villa, and honestly, they did nothing that deserves all the hype.
Coventry were awful, and against Villa, Arsenal got away with a scrappy, lucky goal. There was nothing convincing about that performance.
The only thing they’re good at is defense because that coward Mikel Arteta spent over £400m buying 11 defenders.
Watching them is soo annoying because they just play haram ball and get lucky at the end.