Callisto🍉

personal account | she/her

[𝕏-Prinz-Sarkus-Theodor-Daddy-Narziss-Möder-𝕏 🥭 @Akumulp]

Ich wiege mich in Zukunft einfach in Gigatonnen und sage, dass ich weder zu noch abgenommen habe

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Did you guys know that the judges that issued international arrest warrants for Netanyahu were sanctioned by the United States and as a result are completely unable to access their bank accounts or do any banking?

But don’t you dare bring it up you raging antisemite.

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Happy Father’s Day to the fathers in Gaza who are trying to keep their families alive.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

IS EVERY REPUBLICAN A FUCKING PSYCOPATH???

[Heliuwum @suesskatzi]

Wie kann es eigentlich sein, dass wir noch keine Neuwahlen hatten?
Sind wir uns nicht alle einig, dass Merz scheiße ist?

[Nurder Koch @NurderK]

Guten Morgen liebe Nachbarinnen und Nachbarn! Das, was Edward sagt!

[Ric @veganfitnessric]

If children can understand it, why can't adults

[Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath]

Embroidering moths over the moth-holes in my jumper

[ʟ ᴜ ᴄ ᴀ @blazedouble2]

Wie übel müssen deine Einkaufsläden sein, wenn du so eine Schlange bildest um zu Aldi gehen zu dürfen?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We lost the plot when we started viewing Earth as a giant store or landfill instead of a life-supporting miracle we’re part of.

[💚Walter60💚🇪🇺🇫🇷🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @DerRichter01]

Vergesst die Tiere nicht,bei dieser Hitze. Stellt überall wo ihr könnt, Wasser hin,auch für die Insekten. Bei mir steht rund ums Haus Wasser zur Verfügung für alle Tiere.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Israel is like “we are ethnic cleansing you to destroy the resistance group that formed to keep us from ethnic cleansing you.”

[Heliuwum @suesskatzi]

Immer wenn es so heiß ist wie jetzt, denke ich an die Worte meiner Kollegin die aus dem Irak kommt
"25 Grad in Deutschland fühlen sich schlimmer an als 50 Grad in Bagdad"

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I was going through the appointment list and saw the next patient’s name: **Lucifer**.

“Noted as a domestic,” it said. I smiled. Unusual name for a pet, but I’ve seen weirder. I walked into the waiting room with my usual cheerful energy.

“Come on in! Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me?”

In walks this absolute unit of a man.....dressed head to toe in black, spiky aesthetic, multiple piercings, the full goth look. He gives me a polite nod and opens the carrier.

Out comes the most beautiful, sleek, jet-black rabbit I’ve ever seen.

I genuinely paused. I had been fully expecting a cat.

The guy gently places Lucifer on the exam table and says in a deep, calm voice, “Yeah, this is him. He’s a little nervous.”

Lucifer immediately decided the table was unacceptable and launched himself straight into his dad’s leather-clad armpit, burrowing in like it was the safest place on Earth.

I couldn’t stop smiling.

Turns out this absolute legend of a man had taken Lucifer in a few months ago from a friend who wasn’t taking proper care of him. He saw the rabbit was struggling and just… took him. No hesitation.

And y’all..... he is doing **everything** right.

Perfect diet. Read up on rabbit health. Vaccinations. Enrichment toys. The whole nine yards. He even started a vegetable garden in his backyard specifically to grow fresh treats for Lucifer.

When I asked him about it, he said with complete sincerity:

“I call it my tribute garden for Lucifer.”

I almost lost it laughing in the best way. This big, scary-looking goth dude is out here growing organic vegetables as offerings for his rescue rabbit named Lucifer, who is currently trying to disappear into his armpit.

10/10. Best human-rabbit duo I’ve seen in a long time.

[ayan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦 @ayanyx]

this is one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen wow

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

There is a special place in hell for people who abandon senior pets at kill shelters or who abandon their pets on the sides of roads and highways.

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

A beach in east Germany is only letting people in if they speak enough German

[💗 @ma1ybe]

The only way to stop these violent men is an automatic death sentence, and they should die the exact same way they killed their victim.