William Howard Taft

27th POTUS. 10 Chief Justice of the US. Cincinnati. Yale Graduate. Helen ♥️

[William Howard Taft @TaftPOTUS]

The astronomer who discovered Uranus was British and wanted to name the planet after the king. The tradition of naming planets after Roman gods won out, but for a brief time our solar system’s known planets were named Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and George.

[William Howard Taft @TaftPOTUS]

There should be a 4th of July but exclusively for people from Wisconsin. Like the 3rd of June we all take off of work eat Brats and drink beer.

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The Chiefs got the ball back one last time and had a pitiful drive trying to tie it up or take the lead.

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Had a dream the Bengals beat the Chiefs 24-21.

[William Howard Taft @TaftPOTUS]

People born on Leap Day will (likely) never have a Golden Birthday

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Hate to say it but I can see pickling as a hobby for me when I’m older.

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@dickmills11 Could hand out more than one final rose #polygamy

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The Tafts 🇺🇸
#POTUS ♥️

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@Starting9 @Castellani2014 If only Ryan Braun had gained 70 pounds and DH’d for the Red Sox he would be the darling of Barstool sports.

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Imagine you meet a talking gecko and he won’t shut up about insurance. Fucking loser

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@EricSogard looking for a Czech Republic World Baseball Classic jersey. Know where I could get one?

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An elderly couple at Capital Cafe just had a divorce worthy fight about George Lopez. Praying for them.

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@jacobl90274681 Buffalo is playing with their food!

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“BuT mORe FooTBAll” ok, then have every team make the playoffs.

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Don’t know how you can defend the 7 seed. Games have never been competitive. Teams are shitty.

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Ohio regional pizza

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@Rap Cubs baseball?

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Purdy hasn’t played through any type of adversity as a 49er. They’re cooked.

[William Howard Taft @TaftPOTUS]

If you read “political theory”, I don’t respect your opinion.