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This would usually mean war
But @salfordbeerfest is
Accommodating enough
For two
Birds of Beer https://t.co/NtGC71DhG4

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Turkey
Another
Useless
Bird
Though
Good in
Tagine

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Told You
The species known as
Eagle
Are Useless
Now
Back to my
Tagine

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#CatsAgainstBrexit
What about
#Hawkswhodontgiveafuck
You anthropomorphic arseholes
Tagine Time

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Unlike
Baroness Warsi
I'm pro-Tagine
I've always been
Pro-Tagine
I will always be
Pro-Tagine

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As soon as
Tim Peake
Comes back to Earth
I'll reclaim my
Best English
Flying thing crown
Wonder if he
Ever had a
Ready meal of
Tagine?

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Just flown over the Thames
Bob Geldof
No Tagine
On his luxury ship
And still a cunt

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With the ban of
Maria Sharapova
When I fly to Wimbledon
For my post-Tagine
Strawberries & cream dessert
I won't be grunted
Out of the sky

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If I don't fly
By Deadlines
I miss out on
Different Countries
Offers of
Tagine
#voterregistration

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Me & Tagine

#NationalBestFriendsDay

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Nothing wrong
With Wales
Their Lamb
Is superb
In
Tagine https://t.co/PuFnng7UYw

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#nationalfishandchipday

With a side of
Tagine

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#LoveIsLove

And Tagine is Tagine

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Swifts...
They are legendarily arrogant birds
And not as quick as I. https://t.co/MoGZyZbdEH

[SQUAWK BREWING CO @SQUAWKBrewingCo]

@TagineHawk @trackbrewco @mcrbeerweek @Beardosaurus81 We'll make this swift: no

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Tagine becomes much thicker

#GettingOldIn4Words

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Just got back from
Corbyn Press Conference
Was also Cooking Tagine
In pressure cooker
It was ready just as
Laura Kuenssberg spoke

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Quite frankly if
Tagine
Is not at
The @SQUAWKBrewingCo @trackbrewco
@mcrbeerweek BrewTap
I will wreak merry havoc https://t.co/8feAzbtglE

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If Bolton lad Amir Khan
Doesn't want to represent GB
At the Olympics
I can take his place
If Tagine eating
Becomes an event

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#WorldMilkDay
Goes well with
Tagine

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Falcons are
Notoriously more
Prone to
Bouts of self-righteousness
Daft tribulations of humans
Only Tagine matters https://t.co/pAjOQRe4rV