#Outlaws

Really, really old game account that won’t die. We occasionally RT funny tweeps to keep the account active.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

I hope all of you son of a biscuit eating bulldogs have a Happy Thanksgiving! Aren’t an American? Well, Gobble YOU, Kumquat! Celebrate anyways, you lint licking cootie queens!

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Me: We shouldn’t stoop to their level by doing things like spitting on Eric Trump.

Also me: LMAOROTFBTCSTDNDBFOOTW

(Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Dog, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window)

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

My #UltraMillionaireTax is a two-cent tax on the 75,000 biggest fortunes in the country. We’d use it to pay for #UniversalChildCare, student loan debt relief, free public college, and a lot more. Here’s how it works.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

First they came for the undocumented migrants, and I did not speak out because I was not an undocumented migrant.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. #ICEraids

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

#WhatINeedInTheMorning when I wake up, before I put on my makeup, is to say a little prayer for you.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

It’s all about puta your best mierda forward. #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

None of the #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts tweets are racist at all.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Obi Juan Kenobi saved earth on Cinco De Mayo. #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Culture appropriation is totally cool. #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

May 5th is the day Mexico agreed to pay for the wall. #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

On this day immigrants get to put racists in detainment cages instead. #FakeCincoDeMayoFacts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

So Easter is upon us. May your eggs be fertile, if that's what you want. Your choice and all. In honor of the holiday, what's your favorite pagan Easter tradition? #RideTheClobraPoll

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Matt Gaetz may not have committed a felony in regards to the witness tampering of Michael Cohen but he definitely committed an act unbecoming of Congress.

Follow my lead and report him to the ethics committee for censure. https://t.co/VUudRyBNuh

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

It’s ok not to be ok.

There are days, over the last two years, that I am unable to get out of bed. Nights when I have contemplated the worst. There is no weakness in admitted severe depression exists but, instead, real strength in persisting despite it. #MondayMotivation

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

The National Emergency is how many huge tools are in the Republican Party.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Saint Valentine was a celibate priest who was martyred on February 14th. So, although I’m single, least I ain’t being murdered y’all.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Send them wallet pics #BreakTheIceIn4Words

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Nice clodhoppers, wanna procreate? #BreakTheIceIn4Words

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

#WhenIGoShopping my gay usually shows.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

#WhenIGoShopping I’m always overly nice to the people working. Customer service is the worst job ever.